What do we think happend to Michael's front door?

Looks like we might be getting Benjamin Netanyahu back on the international scene.

Lynn, 50, must be very pleased.

"That's right an Arielator!"

Could possibly be my favourite quote.

Oh who am i kidding there are so many favourite quotes!!

Alan: I loved that phrase you used, it was very clever -- "revolution not evolution".
Tony: No, it was the opposite. "Evolution not revolution".
Alan: Well, whatever. Because that is me. I evolve, but I don't ....... revolve. Or vice-versa. I suppose what you're trying to say is, you don't want another Chris Evans on your hands.
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Steve Coogan is Alan Partridge and Other Less Successful Characters - Tour 2008Wednesday 1st Oct, '08, Thursday 2nd Oct, '08 ( Read more... )

 
That kissing sound wasn't someone kissing me, or kissing a cock, it's simply  a cockerel, I mean  it's simply a way of saying it's Valentine's day, a day on which Mr. Al Capone ruined a romantic night out for many diners by massacring them. Died of syphilis, he did, so there is some justice.

Anyway, time for me now to hand over to a man who ( Read more... )

Alan's Kate Bush medley...

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... or Alan's ABBA medley?

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I don't want to be part of your sex festival.

I found this on a forum. I think its absolutely amazing and laughed HARD!


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Flatley my dear, I don't riverdance!