Chapter 6
Title: Love, For Fools
Author: absinthe_memory
Paring: VAM
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Ville or Bam. All incidents are fiction. But we all can dream.
Summary: Linde wants to learn how to skate; one of his friends referred him to Bam Margera. Ville gets dragged along to America with the rest of the HIM band, and isn't liking the idea all that much. Will his feelings change towards Bam? And will Bam get passed the cocky Finnish singer?
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
A/N: Something light and fluffy for you all tonight, I hope you enjoy it. It's in neither of the boys view; basically this chapter is both of them finding a middle ground, friendship. My present to all of you, so Merry Christmas.
The boys woke up still in the tub completely soaked, the tequila bottle emptied and floating in the water. The rubber ducky resting between Bam's legs, while Ville's legs were near Bam's hips as his head rested against the ledge of the tub near the tap. Ville was the first to stir, opening his eyes slowly. "Holy shit," he grumbled finding Bam sleeping in the tub with him, the water now very cold. "Bam," he hissed, fighting the shake his body felt like doing. "Bam, you fucker!" Ville kicked sending the water flying. Bam stirred, a trail of drool on his chin. "Oh that's sexy," Ville commented trying to move, but his body was too numb to even do anything else but that one helpless kick.
Bam opened his eyes a few seconds later finding the Finn staring at him, "What's... Owwww fuck it's cold," he hissed pulling his arms around himself. "We didn't sleep in here all night?" Ville nodded, his lips a shade of blue instead of rosy pink.
"I don't feel like going to the hospital today."
"Me either," Bam answered, slowly willing his body to stand. They succeeded in standing up, only to fall back down pulling the shower curtain down with a loud bang. After the loud noise, footsteps were heard coming up the stairs like a stampede of elephants; pausing outside the door before barging in.
"Holy cow," Dunn laughed, his face almost between his knees.
"Yeah, that's it fuckin laugh it up ass wipe. Come and help," Bam groaned. Mige walked over picking a very cold Ville up.
"My fags are wet," Ville complained throwing the wet pack of cigarettes on the floor from in his jeans pocket.
"That's all you can say, Oh my fags are wet," Bam hissed, as Dunn lifted him out of the tub.
"Aw the two of you get to cuddle," Dunn giggled, as they walked out of the bathroom carrying both of them in Bam's room, dumping the two of them on the bed and shutting the door. Ville did a rolling action and sucked up all the blankets from under Bam.
"Gimme some," Bam pulled, Ville snuggled in more, a cute grin on his face.
"No," he stuck out his tongue closing his eyes.
"Bitch," Bam mumbled.
"What'd you call me?" Ville looked at Bam, staring him down. Bam rolled his eyes.
"I called you bitch," Bam smiled giving the blanket a good tug accidentally ripping Ville's shirt off in the process.
"Cold air!" Ville squealed grabbing the blanket, rolling over, and falling off the bed with a loud thud. Bam crawled over to the ledge of the bed looking down at Ville.
"I said gimme some!" Bam landed ontop of Ville, a grunt came from the Finn's lips.
"We need to get out of these wet clothes," Ville said shivering as Bam let the air seep in while he grabbed some blanket for himself.
"Oh you just wanna see me naked," Bam smirked. Ville playfully slapped Bam's arm.
"If I had wanted to see you naked, you'd had been nude and under me the night we went to the bar," Ville smiled with confidence. Bam laughed out loud.
"Ego wanking yourself into oblivion there Vil?" Ville looked at Bam, a smile resting on his lips.
"Fuckin right."
"You are right though, we need out of these clothes," Bam looked up at the ceiling. Ville sat up a smile on his lips.
"The last one in the bathroom sucks the first one's cock," he squealed standing up and making a mad dash for the bathroom. He slammed the door as Bam just ran into it. Bam hit his forehead in the door; he rubbed his head a groan escaping his lips.
"My hangover! My head," he moaned. Pulling off his pants, he crawled back under the blanket, naked. Ville trudged on out, standing proudly before Bam, his body bare of clothes.
"Move over Bammie."
"Who is Bammie?" Ville laughed out loud, his whole body shaking.
"You, idiot," he laughed laying down beside Bam and grabbing a hold of the blanket. Both of them naked and shivering, Ville looked over at Bam with a laugh. "So I guess this makes us friendlier," Bam laughed, putting his hand to his forehead.
"Man your cool in my book, just don't act like an ass," he laughed, "Forget that, I'll not be an ass and you just try not be one either."
"Agree," Ville held out his hand for Bam to shake, which he did. So now they were on friend terms, which could be a good thing.
"Just wait till we prank Dunn's ass," Bam grinned looking at the green-eyed devil lying next to him, who had a very devious smile on his lips.
"Oh trust me, they'll be so surprised we've joined forces. It'll be the biggest shock they've ever had," Ville grinned shivering under the blanket. Bam draped his arm over Ville's chest making Ville look at Bam, his lip almost curled like Billy Idol.
"Your shivering, Plus you’re a source of body heat," Bam mumbled. "I know something that can warm us up."
"Fucking," Ville laughed, Bam looked at him his eyes wide.
"Your not serious?"
"What if I was?"
"Are you?"
"No," Ville closed his eyes his face curled into a smile before bursting out in laughter. "But we can drink," wasn't that true.
After the boys warmed up, laying close to each other. They planned on getting good and hammered before the day was over. To them that was all they had in common, which was true to a certain extent, they hadn't told each other anything of importance. Bam certainly didn't know who HIM really was, and well all they knew was that Bam was a skater, a really good skater, and from the TV show Jackass, and that movie they had made.
During the time in which they were getting drunk, a brilliant idea came to Bam, "Let's go swimming," he smiled in victory. Pulling off his shirt and pants exposing black boxers. Linde, Burton, Mige, Gas, Raab, Novak, Dico, and Dunn thought it was a brilliant idea, while Ville wasn't so sold on the idea.
"Let me finish my beer," he said. The rest were looking at him, pouts on their faces to get him to cave in. Bam leaned in and whispered something in everyone's ear. They all nodded and gave Bam thumbs up. Ville hadn't a clue as to what was going on; he just looked back and forth between everyone. Nobody would say a word, until Bam walked over picking Ville up.
"Come on Willa, pool time!" he yelled, as Burton opened the back door with everyone following them out. Ville had his legs wrapped around Bam's waist, and was shocked to hell.
"Bammie, put me down, come on Bam! Please."
"You'll have to do better than that," Bam grinned standing over the ledge of the pool. Ville bit his lip, before powerfully placing his lips on Bam. His tongue fighting to get in, which Bam let happen. Their tongues mixed together, flicking, and licking. Ville lined Bam's bottom lip before nipping on it. When Ville pulled back Bam smirked letting them fall in the water. Bam captured Ville's mouth while they surfaced forgetting that the whole group surrounded them.
When they parted from the kiss Ville got out of the pool, his clothes sticking to his body, Linde and Burton held their arms out running towards Ville, pulling him back in the water again. Before they all knew it everyone was in the pool swimming around. Novak took a jump, completely naked in the pool. Ville crawled out of the pool sneaking in the house to drink more booze.
Bam got out of the pool, watching Ville walk in the house; he followed the Finn inside wondering what he was going to do. He found him in the pirate bar drinking at the table, his shirt thrown over the back of a chair. "What are you doing?" Bam smirked, watching Ville spill his beer all over the table in shock.
"Jesus," he hissed standing up.
"It's not like your already wet."
"Funny Bam," Bam walked over to the fridge getting out a bowl of salad.
"Do you want funny?" Bam questioned before dumping the contents of the bowl all over Ville. Ville opened the fridge while Bam pulled on his legs as Ville held on the handle; the fridge moved falling over empting on the floor.
"Holy shit," Ville laughed looking at the floor around them. Bam sat up letting go of Ville's legs using this opportunity to crawl up Ville's body. Ville caught on and reached for a tomato; shoving it down the back of Bam's pants, using his hand to gave Bam a smack.
"Oh your gonna get it," Bam grinned covering Ville's chest in chocolate milk. Ville squealed at the cold feel of it on his chest. He reached for the jug of milk unscrewing the cap and pouring it all over Bam's head. "Dude we need to wash," Bam got up off Ville and pulled him up.
"I'll get the tequila, and you get the bath ready," Ville ran off to get tequila while Bam ran for the bathroom on the first floor. Wonder what badness will they get into next?
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Author: absinthe_memory
Paring: VAM
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Ville or Bam. All incidents are fiction. But we all can dream.
Summary: Linde wants to learn how to skate; one of his friends referred him to Bam Margera. Ville gets dragged along to America with the rest of the HIM band, and isn't liking the idea all that much. Will his feelings change towards Bam? And will Bam get passed the cocky Finnish singer?
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
A/N: Something light and fluffy for you all tonight, I hope you enjoy it. It's in neither of the boys view; basically this chapter is both of them finding a middle ground, friendship. My present to all of you, so Merry Christmas.
The boys woke up still in the tub completely soaked, the tequila bottle emptied and floating in the water. The rubber ducky resting between Bam's legs, while Ville's legs were near Bam's hips as his head rested against the ledge of the tub near the tap. Ville was the first to stir, opening his eyes slowly. "Holy shit," he grumbled finding Bam sleeping in the tub with him, the water now very cold. "Bam," he hissed, fighting the shake his body felt like doing. "Bam, you fucker!" Ville kicked sending the water flying. Bam stirred, a trail of drool on his chin. "Oh that's sexy," Ville commented trying to move, but his body was too numb to even do anything else but that one helpless kick.
Bam opened his eyes a few seconds later finding the Finn staring at him, "What's... Owwww fuck it's cold," he hissed pulling his arms around himself. "We didn't sleep in here all night?" Ville nodded, his lips a shade of blue instead of rosy pink.
"I don't feel like going to the hospital today."
"Me either," Bam answered, slowly willing his body to stand. They succeeded in standing up, only to fall back down pulling the shower curtain down with a loud bang. After the loud noise, footsteps were heard coming up the stairs like a stampede of elephants; pausing outside the door before barging in.
"Holy cow," Dunn laughed, his face almost between his knees.
"Yeah, that's it fuckin laugh it up ass wipe. Come and help," Bam groaned. Mige walked over picking a very cold Ville up.
"My fags are wet," Ville complained throwing the wet pack of cigarettes on the floor from in his jeans pocket.
"That's all you can say, Oh my fags are wet," Bam hissed, as Dunn lifted him out of the tub.
"Aw the two of you get to cuddle," Dunn giggled, as they walked out of the bathroom carrying both of them in Bam's room, dumping the two of them on the bed and shutting the door. Ville did a rolling action and sucked up all the blankets from under Bam.
"Gimme some," Bam pulled, Ville snuggled in more, a cute grin on his face.
"No," he stuck out his tongue closing his eyes.
"Bitch," Bam mumbled.
"What'd you call me?" Ville looked at Bam, staring him down. Bam rolled his eyes.
"I called you bitch," Bam smiled giving the blanket a good tug accidentally ripping Ville's shirt off in the process.
"Cold air!" Ville squealed grabbing the blanket, rolling over, and falling off the bed with a loud thud. Bam crawled over to the ledge of the bed looking down at Ville.
"I said gimme some!" Bam landed ontop of Ville, a grunt came from the Finn's lips.
"We need to get out of these wet clothes," Ville said shivering as Bam let the air seep in while he grabbed some blanket for himself.
"Oh you just wanna see me naked," Bam smirked. Ville playfully slapped Bam's arm.
"If I had wanted to see you naked, you'd had been nude and under me the night we went to the bar," Ville smiled with confidence. Bam laughed out loud.
"Ego wanking yourself into oblivion there Vil?" Ville looked at Bam, a smile resting on his lips.
"Fuckin right."
"You are right though, we need out of these clothes," Bam looked up at the ceiling. Ville sat up a smile on his lips.
"The last one in the bathroom sucks the first one's cock," he squealed standing up and making a mad dash for the bathroom. He slammed the door as Bam just ran into it. Bam hit his forehead in the door; he rubbed his head a groan escaping his lips.
"My hangover! My head," he moaned. Pulling off his pants, he crawled back under the blanket, naked. Ville trudged on out, standing proudly before Bam, his body bare of clothes.
"Move over Bammie."
"Who is Bammie?" Ville laughed out loud, his whole body shaking.
"You, idiot," he laughed laying down beside Bam and grabbing a hold of the blanket. Both of them naked and shivering, Ville looked over at Bam with a laugh. "So I guess this makes us friendlier," Bam laughed, putting his hand to his forehead.
"Man your cool in my book, just don't act like an ass," he laughed, "Forget that, I'll not be an ass and you just try not be one either."
"Agree," Ville held out his hand for Bam to shake, which he did. So now they were on friend terms, which could be a good thing.
"Just wait till we prank Dunn's ass," Bam grinned looking at the green-eyed devil lying next to him, who had a very devious smile on his lips.
"Oh trust me, they'll be so surprised we've joined forces. It'll be the biggest shock they've ever had," Ville grinned shivering under the blanket. Bam draped his arm over Ville's chest making Ville look at Bam, his lip almost curled like Billy Idol.
"Your shivering, Plus you’re a source of body heat," Bam mumbled. "I know something that can warm us up."
"Fucking," Ville laughed, Bam looked at him his eyes wide.
"Your not serious?"
"What if I was?"
"Are you?"
"No," Ville closed his eyes his face curled into a smile before bursting out in laughter. "But we can drink," wasn't that true.
After the boys warmed up, laying close to each other. They planned on getting good and hammered before the day was over. To them that was all they had in common, which was true to a certain extent, they hadn't told each other anything of importance. Bam certainly didn't know who HIM really was, and well all they knew was that Bam was a skater, a really good skater, and from the TV show Jackass, and that movie they had made.
During the time in which they were getting drunk, a brilliant idea came to Bam, "Let's go swimming," he smiled in victory. Pulling off his shirt and pants exposing black boxers. Linde, Burton, Mige, Gas, Raab, Novak, Dico, and Dunn thought it was a brilliant idea, while Ville wasn't so sold on the idea.
"Let me finish my beer," he said. The rest were looking at him, pouts on their faces to get him to cave in. Bam leaned in and whispered something in everyone's ear. They all nodded and gave Bam thumbs up. Ville hadn't a clue as to what was going on; he just looked back and forth between everyone. Nobody would say a word, until Bam walked over picking Ville up.
"Come on Willa, pool time!" he yelled, as Burton opened the back door with everyone following them out. Ville had his legs wrapped around Bam's waist, and was shocked to hell.
"Bammie, put me down, come on Bam! Please."
"You'll have to do better than that," Bam grinned standing over the ledge of the pool. Ville bit his lip, before powerfully placing his lips on Bam. His tongue fighting to get in, which Bam let happen. Their tongues mixed together, flicking, and licking. Ville lined Bam's bottom lip before nipping on it. When Ville pulled back Bam smirked letting them fall in the water. Bam captured Ville's mouth while they surfaced forgetting that the whole group surrounded them.
When they parted from the kiss Ville got out of the pool, his clothes sticking to his body, Linde and Burton held their arms out running towards Ville, pulling him back in the water again. Before they all knew it everyone was in the pool swimming around. Novak took a jump, completely naked in the pool. Ville crawled out of the pool sneaking in the house to drink more booze.
Bam got out of the pool, watching Ville walk in the house; he followed the Finn inside wondering what he was going to do. He found him in the pirate bar drinking at the table, his shirt thrown over the back of a chair. "What are you doing?" Bam smirked, watching Ville spill his beer all over the table in shock.
"Jesus," he hissed standing up.
"It's not like your already wet."
"Funny Bam," Bam walked over to the fridge getting out a bowl of salad.
"Do you want funny?" Bam questioned before dumping the contents of the bowl all over Ville. Ville opened the fridge while Bam pulled on his legs as Ville held on the handle; the fridge moved falling over empting on the floor.
"Holy shit," Ville laughed looking at the floor around them. Bam sat up letting go of Ville's legs using this opportunity to crawl up Ville's body. Ville caught on and reached for a tomato; shoving it down the back of Bam's pants, using his hand to gave Bam a smack.
"Oh your gonna get it," Bam grinned covering Ville's chest in chocolate milk. Ville squealed at the cold feel of it on his chest. He reached for the jug of milk unscrewing the cap and pouring it all over Bam's head. "Dude we need to wash," Bam got up off Ville and pulled him up.
"I'll get the tequila, and you get the bath ready," Ville ran off to get tequila while Bam ran for the bathroom on the first floor. Wonder what badness will they get into next?
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