Chapter 4
Title: Love, For Fools
Author: absinthe_memory
Paring: VAM
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Ville or Bam. All incidents are fiction. But we all can dream.
Summary: Linde wants to learn how to skate; one of his friends referred him to Bam Margera. Ville gets dragged along to America with the rest of the HIM band, and isn't liking the idea all that much. Will his feelings change towards Bam? And will Bam get passed the cocky Finnish singer?
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
A/N: The regular view for the story yet again. Soon it'll be Bam's hehe...
It was early next morning; Bam and Linde were digging through Ville's bag of clothes, trying to find something to bleach. Bam held up Ville's 'Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell' jacket. Linde shook his head no, "Don't you dare, I won't let you do that one," he knew if Bam did that, there would be no chance Ville would speak to him again. So instead Bam picked up a black t-shirt that had a treble clef on it in neon colors, and on the back it says 'Rock My Cock' also in neon colors. Bam took it in the bathroom pouring a liberal amount of bleach on it.
When they came back, the shirt was totally ruined. So Bam being the prick he was pinned it to the front of Ville's door. He admired his work for a few moments, laughing to himself.
"Dude, I need your help," Dunn spoke into the phone, looking at Ville who was perched on the kitchen counter.
"Man, we need lots of melted butter," he spoke again into the phone. "You can be here in an hour, sick!" he flipped the top of the phone, grinning at Ville who gave him a high five. His cigarette hanging from his mouth like usual.
"So it's going to happen?" Ville questioned, looking at Dunn who only nodded with a smile.
"Oh yes, Bam won't fuck with you again," he giggled. Ville smiled walking outside with Dunn.
Ville and Ryan stood in the backyard watching Glomb pouring butter all over the ramp. Ville just laughed out loud, it was going to be perfect, and no better time to do it while Bam is gone.
"He's gonna fall on his ass," he leaned on Ryan's shoulder taking a haul off his cigarette. Dunn nodded, as Glomb drove off. There was no questioning how Glomb got all that melted butter, but he just knew he had it, and it was going to be a sight to see.
It was late in the afternoon, Ville was standing in the kitchen drinking a beer. Bam just shot him a glare and walked out in the backyard with his skateboard. Everyone was already on the top of the ramp waiting for the show. Ville looked out the window and saw Linde at the top. He ran out the door running as fast as he could before he went down the ramp. "LINDZI NOOOOOOOOO," he yelled, getting ontop of the ramp walking up to him. "Don't go down, uh... I," Linde rolled his eyes, ready to go down the ramp with Bam. Ville did the only thing he could think of doing, jump on Linde's back. "Linde no! Linde don't!" Ville pleaded wrapping his legs tighter around Linde's back.
"I'll just go down with you on my back," Linde laughed, Novak being stupid pushed them off, and Linde slid on his stomach all the way down the buttery ramp with Ville on his back. Butter had collected on the side of Linde's face, when he turned to Ville who had a cheeky grin pasted on. "I'm..." Just then Bam flew down the ramp his legs flying over his head.
"HOOOOLLLLYYY FUUUUUUUCKKKKK," he screamed while flying down the ramp, Ville just laughed at the sight.
"Can you please get your dick out of my ass," Linde groaned trying to stand but couldn't since Ville was on his back.
"Sorry Linde," he grinned standing but falling on his back. Novak flew from the top screaming like an idiot sliding down the ramp bare ass.
"Dude, what the hell is on the ramp?" he asked getting up with a coating of butter on his back.
"Butter," Dunn grinned standing at the top watching all of them covered in it. Bam stood up shakily making his way over to Ville.
"You fuckin did this," he gestured to the ramp. Ville nodded with a laugh. "Man you..." Bam was cut off by Dunn, who was sliding down the ramp on his stomach giggling.
"Shit this is fun," he laughed standing up. After that everyone was sliding down the ramp, it turned out to be quite the prank after all. Ville was covered in butter, his hair was full of it, and Bam wasn't clean either.
"Dude imagine sex right now, you'd slide in so easy," Novak commented out of nowhere, while they were all laying on the ramp.
"I was thinking that," Ville laughed, looking up at the sky.
"Weren't we all," Mige giggled; Ville grinned wider, not only did he put butter on Bam's ramp, he also shredded Bam's sheets, which was quite fun to do while drunk at 4am with Dunn. Bam threw Ville's ruined shirt at him, Ville just looked at it with a laugh.
"That's not my shirt," he giggled. Bam cocked his eyebrow.
"Whose shirt is it then?" Ville pointed to Mige at the end.
"Mizee, Bam altered your shirt," Ville tossed it to him, when Mige saw it he laughed it off, which made Bam smile.
It was the next evening, Linde had told Ville to dress up nicely and Ville listened putting on a red button up shirt, and black tight jeans. He even slipped his cross around his neck, and all his rings. Linde also told Bam to dress up, which Bam did, he wore a black zippy, a HIM t-shirt that Linde gave him, and blue baggy jeans.
Linde didn't tell them that he and Dunn had joined forces and this was one of their pranks, which was going to take place that evening. How would a date between Ville and Bam go? They were soon about to find out.
Linde walked in Ville's room, pushing open the door to find Ville ready, but reading. "Ville, you're reading," Linde stood there, staring at him. Ville turned his eyes from the magazine and looked at him.
"People do that sometimes, I'm not illiterate," Ville grumbled standing up, "So tell me why I'm dressed," he demanded hands on his hips.
"Your going on a date, a date with Bam," he smiled at Ville. Ville just shook his head.
"No, no, no.. oh no... nope.. Never.. No," he repeated making Linde laugh.
"I'll just have to...." he dove at Ville making him land on the bed cuffing his hands together. "Come along darling, Dunn is rousing Bam as we speak," they walked into the hallway, Ville followed behind Linde who was holding the links between his hands. Bam was cuffed and was following behind Dunn.
"Here they are," Dunn smiled from ear to ear.
"I'm gonna kick your ass," Bam laughed, shaking his head, "Just wait till I prank the two of you,"
Ville rolled his eyes, yet again. They were led out to the hummer and pushed in the middle seat together, while Dunn and Linde sat in the front driving them to a restaurant. "Be good kids and have fun," Dunn dropped them off both un-cuffed and sped off with Bam's hummer.
Author: absinthe_memory
Paring: VAM
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Ville or Bam. All incidents are fiction. But we all can dream.
Summary: Linde wants to learn how to skate; one of his friends referred him to Bam Margera. Ville gets dragged along to America with the rest of the HIM band, and isn't liking the idea all that much. Will his feelings change towards Bam? And will Bam get passed the cocky Finnish singer?
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
A/N: The regular view for the story yet again. Soon it'll be Bam's hehe...
It was early next morning; Bam and Linde were digging through Ville's bag of clothes, trying to find something to bleach. Bam held up Ville's 'Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell' jacket. Linde shook his head no, "Don't you dare, I won't let you do that one," he knew if Bam did that, there would be no chance Ville would speak to him again. So instead Bam picked up a black t-shirt that had a treble clef on it in neon colors, and on the back it says 'Rock My Cock' also in neon colors. Bam took it in the bathroom pouring a liberal amount of bleach on it.
When they came back, the shirt was totally ruined. So Bam being the prick he was pinned it to the front of Ville's door. He admired his work for a few moments, laughing to himself.
"Dude, I need your help," Dunn spoke into the phone, looking at Ville who was perched on the kitchen counter.
"Man, we need lots of melted butter," he spoke again into the phone. "You can be here in an hour, sick!" he flipped the top of the phone, grinning at Ville who gave him a high five. His cigarette hanging from his mouth like usual.
"So it's going to happen?" Ville questioned, looking at Dunn who only nodded with a smile.
"Oh yes, Bam won't fuck with you again," he giggled. Ville smiled walking outside with Dunn.
Ville and Ryan stood in the backyard watching Glomb pouring butter all over the ramp. Ville just laughed out loud, it was going to be perfect, and no better time to do it while Bam is gone.
"He's gonna fall on his ass," he leaned on Ryan's shoulder taking a haul off his cigarette. Dunn nodded, as Glomb drove off. There was no questioning how Glomb got all that melted butter, but he just knew he had it, and it was going to be a sight to see.
It was late in the afternoon, Ville was standing in the kitchen drinking a beer. Bam just shot him a glare and walked out in the backyard with his skateboard. Everyone was already on the top of the ramp waiting for the show. Ville looked out the window and saw Linde at the top. He ran out the door running as fast as he could before he went down the ramp. "LINDZI NOOOOOOOOO," he yelled, getting ontop of the ramp walking up to him. "Don't go down, uh... I," Linde rolled his eyes, ready to go down the ramp with Bam. Ville did the only thing he could think of doing, jump on Linde's back. "Linde no! Linde don't!" Ville pleaded wrapping his legs tighter around Linde's back.
"I'll just go down with you on my back," Linde laughed, Novak being stupid pushed them off, and Linde slid on his stomach all the way down the buttery ramp with Ville on his back. Butter had collected on the side of Linde's face, when he turned to Ville who had a cheeky grin pasted on. "I'm..." Just then Bam flew down the ramp his legs flying over his head.
"HOOOOLLLLYYY FUUUUUUUCKKKKK," he screamed while flying down the ramp, Ville just laughed at the sight.
"Can you please get your dick out of my ass," Linde groaned trying to stand but couldn't since Ville was on his back.
"Sorry Linde," he grinned standing but falling on his back. Novak flew from the top screaming like an idiot sliding down the ramp bare ass.
"Dude, what the hell is on the ramp?" he asked getting up with a coating of butter on his back.
"Butter," Dunn grinned standing at the top watching all of them covered in it. Bam stood up shakily making his way over to Ville.
"You fuckin did this," he gestured to the ramp. Ville nodded with a laugh. "Man you..." Bam was cut off by Dunn, who was sliding down the ramp on his stomach giggling.
"Shit this is fun," he laughed standing up. After that everyone was sliding down the ramp, it turned out to be quite the prank after all. Ville was covered in butter, his hair was full of it, and Bam wasn't clean either.
"Dude imagine sex right now, you'd slide in so easy," Novak commented out of nowhere, while they were all laying on the ramp.
"I was thinking that," Ville laughed, looking up at the sky.
"Weren't we all," Mige giggled; Ville grinned wider, not only did he put butter on Bam's ramp, he also shredded Bam's sheets, which was quite fun to do while drunk at 4am with Dunn. Bam threw Ville's ruined shirt at him, Ville just looked at it with a laugh.
"That's not my shirt," he giggled. Bam cocked his eyebrow.
"Whose shirt is it then?" Ville pointed to Mige at the end.
"Mizee, Bam altered your shirt," Ville tossed it to him, when Mige saw it he laughed it off, which made Bam smile.
It was the next evening, Linde had told Ville to dress up nicely and Ville listened putting on a red button up shirt, and black tight jeans. He even slipped his cross around his neck, and all his rings. Linde also told Bam to dress up, which Bam did, he wore a black zippy, a HIM t-shirt that Linde gave him, and blue baggy jeans.
Linde didn't tell them that he and Dunn had joined forces and this was one of their pranks, which was going to take place that evening. How would a date between Ville and Bam go? They were soon about to find out.
Linde walked in Ville's room, pushing open the door to find Ville ready, but reading. "Ville, you're reading," Linde stood there, staring at him. Ville turned his eyes from the magazine and looked at him.
"People do that sometimes, I'm not illiterate," Ville grumbled standing up, "So tell me why I'm dressed," he demanded hands on his hips.
"Your going on a date, a date with Bam," he smiled at Ville. Ville just shook his head.
"No, no, no.. oh no... nope.. Never.. No," he repeated making Linde laugh.
"I'll just have to...." he dove at Ville making him land on the bed cuffing his hands together. "Come along darling, Dunn is rousing Bam as we speak," they walked into the hallway, Ville followed behind Linde who was holding the links between his hands. Bam was cuffed and was following behind Dunn.
"Here they are," Dunn smiled from ear to ear.
"I'm gonna kick your ass," Bam laughed, shaking his head, "Just wait till I prank the two of you,"
Ville rolled his eyes, yet again. They were led out to the hummer and pushed in the middle seat together, while Dunn and Linde sat in the front driving them to a restaurant. "Be good kids and have fun," Dunn dropped them off both un-cuffed and sped off with Bam's hummer.