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i know we southerners are used to hurricanes but, our lives are built for it. it's sad that some of y'all are poking fun at parts of the east coast. irene might "only" be a cat 3 but that will be devastating to nyc/nj, not to mention the entire eastern seaboard. have some heart. do we really forget that quickly? katrina/rita weren't that long ago. ( Read more... )

i know i barely update this anymore and when i do i usually mark it private because its mostly things that wore bore anyone else BUT i do update my twitter frequently ( Read more... )

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business; she’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell ( Read more... )

This stuff'? Oh. Okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue ( Read more... )

- what are you doing?
- boiling water to throw on you.
- whats the syrup for?
- so it will stick.

HAHA.

have you ever danced in the rain
or thanked the sun just for shinin'
over the sea?

my sister finally had her baby last night (well, early this morning really). i cant believe she made it this far. he was only 2 weeks early ( Read more... )

it is snowing in austin. sure its quite pathetic in comparison with my friendlies up north but i will take what i can get. some of the little ones in my apartment complex got their coats on and were throwing snowballs outside. i sat on my porch sipping hot chocolate and watched them for a while. it made me happy ( Read more... )

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