I've been on the run for the past week, I hope nobody missed me!

Once again the mayor and Ronald are trying to foil my plans!

Do not listen to them my friends! Do not buy into their bullshit propaganda! Send me hamburgers! Support your pal the hamburgler!

Please?

Not only am I a hamburger theif, I also steal cars.
check it out y0

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I was almost caught!

but never fear, the hamburgler is still on the loose!

Pssst...Mayor Mc Cheese and Ronald McDonald are fags!
Muahhaahaa!

I don't understand why everyone hates me! Even Bin Laden hates me, look at this!

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