(Untitled)

[___powpowpow]

today i walked around work all day with gum stuck to the inside of my sock. how the fuck does that happen?
and i have a friggin' huge ass bruise on my knee. like, GROSS. and i have no idea how i got it.

the day has just been full of questions.

Comments

[icarusfalling]

dude! i totally neglected to tell you about my low-speed bike crash last night.. i think.

i ran into a curb going like 2 mph because i was drunk and couldn't get my foot into the strap. and i just... fell over. it was ridiculous.

[___powpowpow]

HAHAHAHA!
i'm sorry.

[gdluckystars]

sick. gum.

[blueskeyes]

Bruises and scratch marks randomly appear on my body. I'm pretty sure it's nocturnal karate. Seriously.