So we went to wet n wild this weekend..... I could ride roller coasters all day, BUT WATERPARKS/ RIDES ARE FUCKING SKETCHY. I feared for my life on atleast 2 rides. The first time when there was a straight down drop in pitch black and the second was when our multi person raft went airborn and I'm pretty sure it wasnt suppose to. Never again......

Oh my christ I feel like a bag of smashed assholes. Shark week is fucking boring. I'd rather be watchin' the premium channels im getting accidently from comcast at no extra charge to me and I AINT SAYIN SHIIIIT.

I'm getting super excited about my brother being stationed closer.I'm going to have to break out my big girl liver.

Barry Manirolled

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OH JUNK I JUST GOT GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR, SEE YOU IN 5 WEEKS.

So we went to the animal shelter today to adopt another dog, got a beagle but we were talking to the lady there telling her about our cocker spaniel am bulldog mix, explaining how this dog was the perfect size and the ladies like "is your cock  full or..." and before she could finish i choked on my own spit and coughed and felt like a total asshole ( Read more... )

Well, my mom has breast cancer. she found out on my birthday but didnt tell me until saturday. I'm bummed.

What a shitty shitty shitty birthday i had. Next year will make up for it though. FUCK  YESSS ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL I BECOME A DRUNKEN RECLUSE. Atleast i got some last minute phone calls from chad and dad. Recently i've come to realize how much i miss hanging out with guy friends. You get into a relationship and then all of a sudden you can't hang ( Read more... )