As the typist slowly dies of consumption...

[___blueseeker]

For my dearest *STABSTABSTAB* mate, Christine!!!:

AN EXTREMELY FOOL-PROOF WAY TO MAKE TEA. Milk and sugar optional.
It has symbols and everything, so you shouldn't worry about messing up. Knowing you, you probably will. How anyone can screw up making tea is beyond me.

Cheers.

Typist: ...*snerk* I feel bad for Christine!!, actually. Funny. XD

Comments

[godsayshi]

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...how useful. *coughs politely*

Typist: Omfg. That wins, seriously.

[___blueseeker]

*smiles* Indeed.

Typist: XDDD I can't believe I found something like THAT! I started dying, and Cho had to make a post about it. IT DOES WIN.

[admiral_grumpy]

There should be one for coffee. It would make explaining it to the Elves so much easier, although unlike Christine!! they are obviously intelligent, so they do catch on quite fast.

I burn things in the microwave, so I really shouldn't be talking here.

Typist: There is actually an ISO standard for making tea. I am not kidding.

[___blueseeker]

*sighs* Only if it were so simple to have everyone be intelligent enough to make tea. Or coffee, for that matter. Oh well.

I don't even know how to use the bloody things. They're...very...-- well, let's just say I've destroyed a few.

Typist: SCARYSCARY. Maybe I should check that out. I'm probably not making tea the right way. :O!

[admiral_grumpy]

I think you're asking too much, considering the crowd around here.

I only burn food. Don't put anything metal in them, that's what causes the problems.

[think_sequins]

Oh, Cho, that's ever so kind of you!! Some of the symbols are a little confusing, but I daresay I'll manage!!! Now I can make you tea!! ♥

typist: EEEEEEEeheheheeee!!! *laughing and hyperventilating SO VERY MUCH* *...is also considering posting the How To Make Tea log...*

[godsayshi]

Typist: Post it. Or suffer. ♥

[___blueseeker]

Typist: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO. Oh my god, I will love you FOREVER. Sucks that I was in the java!chat at the time. XD

[jesta_ariadne]

...done and done XD