For my dearest *STABSTABSTAB* mate, Christine!!!:
AN EXTREMELY FOOL-PROOF WAY TO MAKE TEA. Milk and sugar optional.
It has symbols and everything, so you shouldn't worry about messing up. Knowing you, you probably will. How anyone can screw up making tea is beyond me.
Cheers.
Typist: ...*snerk* I feel bad for Christine!!, actually. Funny. XD