dear cilla,

i bit leroy jenkins and it came out looking like this;


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why do cokeheads snort coke on mirrors?

i always thought it was because they are vain and likes to look at themselves while snorting. or so that they know exactly where there nostril is, so they won't miss the line.

i just had 3/10 sex.
then i came home and made myself 6/10 dinner.
weak.

you are running away from all your mistakes.
and all the promises you have ever made to forget what you loved.
never forget what you loved.

miss you, va. (does not stand for valerie a.)

i am selling my dunks, because id rather have a car than many shoes.


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i am really tired.
so i am taking a break.

uhhh,
my dad just learned how to use the computer to go online, read news and what not.
he doesn't know much about computers at all, because i checked the history and saw all the sites he visited.
www.playboy.com
www.penthouse.com
www.pussycats.com
www.hustlers.com

i don't feel so good anymore.
worst christmas ever.

redskins beat the giants,
the house is now under contract.
i just wish i was home with friends to celebrate christmas.

merry christmas.

be safe.