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JESUS CHRIST.
I am, and shall always be, a geriatric magnet.
Also, I knew in my gut it was A Good Idea™ to wait until snow season was officially over before bothering to get my car fixed up ( post-pole dancing, that is). BECAUSE I WAS REAR-ENDED ON THE WAY HOME YESTERDAY, AND NOT IN THE FUN, EXCITING, HOMOEROTIC SORT OF WAY, BUT BY AN OLD LADY. WELL, OLD-ISH ( Read more... ) -
An April fool, indeed.
Meet McLovin #1 and #2. Collectively, the McLovinsKindly ignore my giant cleavage in that shot, pplz. Be grateful for the blurry pic! Before long, my new camcorder will arrive, and there could be horrifying live bird on breast action ( Read more... ) -
The geezer becomes her.
FIRST OF ALL, I am now old(er). With every year that passes, it gets more and more pathetic that I still live with my parents. I was on a kick over the summer which involved scoping out every apartment complex around through various online resources and fantasizing a great deal, but every time I think I might have a shot, something happens to ( Read more... ) -
My ticket-winning legacy, part dos.
My one claim to fame in life, they shall engrave on my headstone, was a curious affinity for winning concert tickets. Because twice = legacy, obvz.
Is it pathetic that I am nearly more excited about getting my hands on these at the little vendor cart than about seeing Carrie Underwood perform tomorrow night with the free tickets I won at work ( Read more... ) -
FLUFFEH'S CRIB.
HAHA ok so >.> I think taradiane fed me red velvet methcakes, because I srsly just woke up early after being awake for nearly a full day while traveling and cleaned her kitchen like a fiend. We're talking the hardcore detailing of appliances here, pplz, whether or not they actually needed it. I don't even do that in my own house. I also got OCD about ( Read more... ) -
I reckon I've made a decision.
Does anyone have a discount/coupon code for the Apple store they don't plan on using? Some percentage off, or one of those sexy $30 off an order of $300 or more, perhaps? ;;) -
2 B OR NOT 2 B: iPod Edition.
OKAY SO. Despite the ups and downs of this experience in the past, my daily struggle with very public boredom has driven me to extremes ( Read more... )
