YES! I CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! AND It'S WONDERFUL!!! HELLO MANTABIRDS! HELLO TREES! HELLO DELILAH! HELLO ZIGGYS! Hey, I don't remember having THAT many Ziggys... I'm up to Ziggy #263 now! Uhm... would anyone like to adopt a Ziggy?

ANYWAYS!!! The Doc took me to this real nice lady after we'd been to see Mom, except that Mom didn't see us 'cause the ( Read more... )

It's TRUE!!! I have no EYES, so I'm writing this directly FROM MY BRAIN!!! The Doc hooked me up so I could write this entry, 'cause so MUCH has happened! And it's all so wonderful! Well, except for the whole no eyes thing, which is kinda bad. And the death of Ziggy #137 too. BUT IT WAS WONDERFUL ASIDE FROM THAT ( Read more... )

SO MUCH NEWS! The Doc an' the Cap'n had an itty-bitty FIGHT, so now the Doc and I live in the cold, damp basement ALL ALONE! Well, I lived there BEFORE, but now I got a room-mate! Sometimes I go upstairs to get LAUNDRY from the Doc's old room! FEATHERS everywhere in there, and clothes all over the bed! The Cap'n's not THAT messy! I suspect burglars ( Read more... )

I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL ALL OF YOU!! But first, I've gotta say *sniff* It's so WONDERFUL to have so many carbon-based lifeforms adding me to their 'friends' lists!!! I get so emotional! After one-hundred YEARS ALONE I can finally say...
GROUP HUG

...and NOT expect to crush Ziggy the Spaceroach afterwards!!! It's so wonderful ( Read more... )

WOW! Doc thought I couldn't get outta his study! He sure was SURPRISED to see me on the communicator, that's for sure! My buddy RAINY and I were getting 'long GREAT! But then she SWITCHED OFF but she put me on a BUDDY LIST! We're buddies! The bestest buddies since me and my bestest buddy Jimmy ( Read more... )

Ooooooooo, that feels SO much BETTER!!! Must remember, cement mixers=bad. See, I was out watching those big red guys working on rebuilding Jimmy's house, and I got a bit distracted, and the NEXT thing I knew I'd fallen in this big tank that was spinning me round like Ziggy did when he used to fall over on his back and couldn't get up! Luckily my ( Read more... )

Hello, I'm B.E.N. the Bio-Electronic Navigator! I've been maroo... oh, wait, I already said that didn't I? I think I did. I'M NOT SURE, my memory circuits still aren't functioning 100% what with sitting in the skeletal clutches of Captain Flint for the past century. So there's probably a bit of rust needing worked out, after all Jimmy just shoved ( Read more... )