I HAVE NO EYES!!!
It's TRUE!!! I have no EYES, so I'm writing this directly FROM MY BRAIN!!! The Doc hooked me up so I could write this entry, 'cause so MUCH has happened! And it's all so wonderful! Well, except for the whole no eyes thing, which is kinda bad. And the death of Ziggy #137 too. BUT IT WAS WONDERFUL ASIDE FROM THAT!!!
Anyways, I can sleep-switch-myself on!!! I did it the other week, after the Cap'n turned me off for the night! So no more Terrible Dark Place! But I'm not sure if I can do it with no eyes, then again the Cap'n and me BONDED!!! It's so wonderful! *sniff* I'd made oil toffee, and my foot got stuck in the tray! Then when I tried to get it out, my hands got stuck to the tray! then I got my foot out, but I got my FACE stuck to the tray! And then I fell down the basement stairs! So when I got back up again, the Cap'n tried to help get me unstuck, but then SHE got her hand stuck to the tray, and got herself stuck to ME!!! And we got stuck like that until the Doc found us! Except that we were all covered in feathers too, since the Cap'n had a screwdriver she wanted to use on my arms, so I tried to get away, but she was still STUCK TO ME! And I got out to the garden where Jimmy's mom had swept out all the feathers, and they kinda got stuck to us too!
But the Cap'n was hugging me ALL NIGHT LONG!!! It was so NICE! Like she was my mom, but she says if I cann her mom then she'll take my memory circuit back out and make me use it as an ingredient in Chip, chip and Chip cookies! And that's really not good for it, since I put a lot of butter in those cookies and it would get all greasy! Anyways, I only got hugged ONCE from Jimmy! And captain Flint never hugged me at all, he just kept me in the barrel!!! He wasn't really the hugging type though, I think he had issues with close personal contact. There was a wall there. And then I managed to get the tray off my face BUT IT PULLED OUT MY EYE LENSES TOO!!! So I was BLIND, and Mo-- I mean the Cap'n had to be my eyes... but we couldn't really do much anyway since we were all tangled and stuff. BUT WE BONDED!!!*sniff*
And then when I was trying to find my way about the house I accidentally stepped on poor Ziggy. *sniffle* Poor ziggy. Anyone know where I can find another space-roach?
Anyways, I can sleep-switch-myself on!!! I did it the other week, after the Cap'n turned me off for the night! So no more Terrible Dark Place! But I'm not sure if I can do it with no eyes, then again the Cap'n and me BONDED!!! It's so wonderful! *sniff* I'd made oil toffee, and my foot got stuck in the tray! Then when I tried to get it out, my hands got stuck to the tray! then I got my foot out, but I got my FACE stuck to the tray! And then I fell down the basement stairs! So when I got back up again, the Cap'n tried to help get me unstuck, but then SHE got her hand stuck to the tray, and got herself stuck to ME!!! And we got stuck like that until the Doc found us! Except that we were all covered in feathers too, since the Cap'n had a screwdriver she wanted to use on my arms, so I tried to get away, but she was still STUCK TO ME! And I got out to the garden where Jimmy's mom had swept out all the feathers, and they kinda got stuck to us too!
But the Cap'n was hugging me ALL NIGHT LONG!!! It was so NICE! Like she was my mom, but she says if I cann her mom then she'll take my memory circuit back out and make me use it as an ingredient in Chip, chip and Chip cookies! And that's really not good for it, since I put a lot of butter in those cookies and it would get all greasy! Anyways, I only got hugged ONCE from Jimmy! And captain Flint never hugged me at all, he just kept me in the barrel!!! He wasn't really the hugging type though, I think he had issues with close personal contact. There was a wall there. And then I managed to get the tray off my face BUT IT PULLED OUT MY EYE LENSES TOO!!! So I was BLIND, and Mo-- I mean the Cap'n had to be my eyes... but we couldn't really do much anyway since we were all tangled and stuff. BUT WE BONDED!!!*sniff*
And then when I was trying to find my way about the house I accidentally stepped on poor Ziggy. *sniffle* Poor ziggy. Anyone know where I can find another space-roach?