"eh, i'm jealous of everyone"

[9times]

when there's dry times, i'll wait for high times and then i'll put on my best and i'll stick out my chest, and it's off to the races again. !!!!!!

of everything i could be when i grow up, i could never be a professional optimist. i would get fired in .2 seconds, my view on life changes that often. e.g. i wrote lots of angsty bullshit right here

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[_dearjohn]

so obviously, you could be a prof. tv watcherer.
my friends brother is a prof. nintenfo player.

and on his breaks, he plays more nintendo.

[9times]

you shine rays of hope into my dark and gloomy life.

[_dearjohn]

and im glad how lame it sounded.

[9times]

everything i say is amazing.

[fall_silent]

i wrote a poem just for YOU.

or, i am about to. improv poetry is my specialitility.

pour dream covered trees into factories
like liquid paper, magnet covered tea
drink up, throw down these regretted things
they'll never leave the space between
your closed eyelids and open mouth;
so flashlights on,
so headlights on,
so rummage sale,
don't carry me there.

idk idk. mount vernawn is correct. today we decided that nick isn't allowed to make decisions when he doesn't have pants on because he makes lame decisions. or maybe he was just in a bad mood. i just hope you don't make lame decisions or have bad opinions when you are pantsless.

[9times]

nick is a fag. i make good decisions regardless of whether i am wearing pants or not. i am fully pants-ed right now. good thing, you are in the room. gross.

[9times]

oh geez. God gave me the talent for watching tv, i think i should get payed for that.

[smart_face]

you are so great!!! these entries! gold!!

[9times]

oh geez, way to fluster me, ms. livejournal goddess. your entries always leave me in awe. you are my e-hero pretty much.

[fadingday]

right now i feel pretty dead.
and i'm not sure whether my weird stomach feeling is just that, or instead a HUGE NERVOUS MONSTER eating my intestines. i don't know how i'm going to handle having a job. like seriously, it's just dawned on me how utterly incapable i am of calmly entering any sort of commitment. EVERY NIGHT BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF A NEW QUARTER i have a nervy b. i swear. i'm probably more nervous about asking for time off than i am anything else because i DO NOT want to miss out on fishhook, but at the same time i really do need a job. and i need to talk to my boss about it all. i feel like a kid pretending to be an adult and being really retarded.

i'm sorry this comment blows.

i just now saw "chuckwagon" when i looked up super quick and was reminded of how i hate chuck norris. plus i just saw an LJ icon w/ him on it and i almost threw up/yelled at them for being retarded.

[9times]

you are more capable than you think you are, really. you wouldn't have gotten the job otherwise. and i don't know how your boss will be about giving you time off, but i'm sure it will work out and i'll pray and Jesus rules all.

a couple weeks ago on conan, he played CLIPS of walker texas ranger, because nbc owns in and conan can play clips wihtout having to pay money or whatever, and it owuld have been a good idea if it WASN'T chuck norris. i chose that moment to go to the bathroom. peeing is more fun than chuck norris anyday. and why someone would want him as their lj icon is beyond me. there are an overwhelming amount of morons in the world. chuck norris. ugh.

[fadingday]

DUDE I TOTALLY SAW THAT CONAN. but katie turned it to it RIGHT in the middle of the last chuck norris clip, AND HALEY JOEL OSMENT WAS IN IT so it was totally better PLUS it was talking about how haley had aids or something insanely awesome like that. it made me giggle. i wish all texas ranger death shows had haley in them and talked about him having aids. best ever.

thanks for the prayer and everything. people have been super supportive of me and it's the best. <3!

[fadingday]

p.s. there was a lessthanthree! at the end, but lj deleted it cause it's faggy.