"eh, i'm jealous of everyone"
when there's dry times, i'll wait for high times and then i'll put on my best and i'll stick out my chest, and it's off to the races again. !!!!!!
of everything i could be when i grow up, i could never be a professional optimist. i would get fired in .2 seconds, my view on life changes that often. e.g. i wrote lots of angsty bullshit right here but then i decided it was stupid and i would be happy anyways. sometimes it really is just that easy. i should try to remember that but in 2 days i will have forgotten. you have my permission to punch me in the sternum and tell me to stfu. when i grow up, i should be a professional bi-polar instead. or a professional television watcher. i wish i could get payed for that, it would be like getting payed for breathing.
anyways, i went to mount vernon (pronounced mount ver-nawn) this week. it was the mv usze; i want a renovated old theatre and chuckwagon drive-in and oxygen lounge/relaxation station in my town. oh lara, i envy your life. or somethinggg.
i think from now on i am only going to listen to queen, the beatles, and mc hammer. srsly. i am also going to start taking my pants off more, because obviously everything is ten times better when you are pantsless. i have high aspirations for my life.
of everything i could be when i grow up, i could never be a professional optimist. i would get fired in .2 seconds, my view on life changes that often. e.g. i wrote lots of angsty bullshit right here but then i decided it was stupid and i would be happy anyways. sometimes it really is just that easy. i should try to remember that but in 2 days i will have forgotten. you have my permission to punch me in the sternum and tell me to stfu. when i grow up, i should be a professional bi-polar instead. or a professional television watcher. i wish i could get payed for that, it would be like getting payed for breathing.
anyways, i went to mount vernon (pronounced mount ver-nawn) this week. it was the mv usze; i want a renovated old theatre and chuckwagon drive-in and oxygen lounge/relaxation station in my town. oh lara, i envy your life. or somethinggg.
i think from now on i am only going to listen to queen, the beatles, and mc hammer. srsly. i am also going to start taking my pants off more, because obviously everything is ten times better when you are pantsless. i have high aspirations for my life.