4 foot skank on your air mattress wet stain ( Read more... )

i haven't got laid in 10 billion years ( Read more... )

this cube is giving me a rash ( Read more... )

The pulsing of the alert message when I save the shared excel file at work is really sexual to me. It's like the same rhythm my prostate pulses when I get a good thing going. Need bigger toys.

I'M ALMOST OUT OF OTTAWA!

ONLY A FEW MORE DAYS!

MOVING TO THE MILE END.

HAPPINESS.

I WANT TO SWIM, I WANT TO MAKE OUT, I WANT TO GO SWIMMING AND MAKE OUT IN A POOL.

my god do I ever not give a shit about this job.

Pro ( Read more... )

FUCK IT

.kinda had a lil breakdown on friday
.made flip decision to quit my job
.moving back to mtl
.fuck (my life in) ottawa
.renting expensive loft in the fuckin downtown for 350 (maybe)
.excited to have a life again, excited to have fun
.remembering happiness > money
.making big(ish) decisions in a semi-spontaneous way feels REALLY GOOD.

so like yesterday my manager was all like, you're fucking the dog, stop it ( Read more... )

.failed to get laid last night, guy didn't make it to the door ( Read more... )