approximately two hours until the proverbial shit his the fan. . . .i wonder where this came from? if someone was actually bored and clever enough to wonder, "i wonder what'll happen if i throw this here turd up into the ceiling fan. or maybe it was an upright fan. maybe i should get a canvas, a high power upright fan, and some doo doo and make ( Read more... )

haha, i didn't realize how funny this was until after i'd already written it down. what a wonderful euphemism for saying, "cause people are dumb."

so my sister was talking to me, and said,
"you know that guy mom was dancing with. what a jerk! he tried to sell her assholes"

the guy was younger. oh yeah, this was in my dream. how does one sell an asshole?

who gave you power over me ( Read more... )

so as i was sleeping instead of doing something constructive(idunno, school?) i had a very disturbing dream. graphic, gross, nc-17 type crap. one can only hope that it was metaphorical, because literal is way too depressing. what is wrong with me?

on another note, sanding sucks. hmm, been a while since i've had a creative urge. this is bad. .

we can all sleep soundly ( Read more... )

it's been the joke, but i suppose an explanation would just require too much.  regardless i wish my wrist would stop hurting so much, and that i didn't have to use it DAY AFTER DAY.

today's my last day for smoking and meat eating.  i've been trying to decide what my final meal should be.  think i'll just ask rebeckah for an advance on that kidney ( Read more... )

no matter how much i deny or ignore it, i'm constantly confronted with the reality that i'm incompetent. so much so that i don't know how to spell it. i can blame circumstances, people, supposed random chance but truthfully there's always a way to get things done, and i don't do it ( Read more... )

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so if i drink, my problems will flow freely into the toilet with my pee, right? and i'll forget about my worries, like selective blacking out of non-inebriated events, right? and i really will become more capable of just about anything. and my contributions to conversation really will be appreciated. and people will like me. and i won't be so ( Read more... )