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[so_very_serious]

[Sitting - lounging, rather - slouched against a wall.

She's idly spinning a switchblade between her fingers, looking utterly, worryingly bored.]

((OOC: ...I just want to see how differently my Joker muse would act if he were... a she. XD))

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Ya my muse hates me right about now XD

[yukisaprince]

[Curiosity got the best of him and he somehow found himself wandering about. He was determined to find a way back to his own world and had the idea in mind that the reason why no one has found a way home is because people stopped looking altogether due to the fact they got cozy with the environment they were in. With a small sigh, Yuki turned the corner and walked down the hall where he stopped at an open door. Instead of pushing it open, he stayed there behind the door. Violet eyes taking view of The Joker.]

...........I

[The idea that he should in fact run crosses his mind as soon as he realizes that The Joker is holding a switchblade.]

Believe me, not as much as mine. (It's not the skirt he minds, it's the rest of the swap.)

[so_very_serious]

[-Ohohoho.

She looks up, spots somebody staring at her, and smiiiiiles, long and wide.

It's worth noting that she's not spinning the blade between her fingers any more. Now it's... well, pointing at the newcomer.]

lol!

[yukisaprince]

[Spotted. Spotted and now he doesn't know what to do. In fact, he's pretty terrified right now. If he were to run, would he be followed? Or if he were to stay, would he get himself hurt? Those were the questions that played throughout his mind.]

I..I'm sorry for disturbing you. I'll be going now.

[so_very_serious]

[She purrs - well, growls, more like - and tilts her head, licking her lips.]

Aw, leaving so soon? I was just sitting here, waiting for some, uh... entertainment...

[xxkillingjoke]

[Well, well, well. Wasn't this interesting? You really got to see some... mightily interesting things around this place, didn't you? The Joker approaches his female counterpart, eyes trailing over her curiously, noting the differences.]

You, uh... bored?

[so_very_serious]

[--If she's surprised, she doesn't show it (that wouldn't be any good, after all) - she doesn't even stop flicking the handle of her knife, keeping it spinning slowly.]

What gave you that idea?

[oh_noes_lipase]

((This woman looks interesting, if slightly scary. The Adipose waves at the Joker(ess?)))

[so_very_serious]

[She's... not exactly sure what that is, but it looks - well, it looks either chewy or adorable. She can't decide.]

[oh_noes_lipase]

((The Adipose does not like the way it is being looked at. Adipose are highly indigestible it would have you know.))

[so_very_serious]

[Doesn't. Know, that is.]

C'mere, little... uh, blob-thing... [She licks her lips and gestures with her knife. Here, thingy thingy thingy...]

[xflikx]

[Appears to be slightly nervous.]

Ma'am, I would suggest you would please stop twirling such a dangerous weapon around so idly. You might have an accident.

[so_very_serious]

[She stares at him for a long, long moment - and then starts laughing, a sound hoarser and deeper than it should probably be, considering her voice.]

Might have an - ahaha - an accident?

[She pulls and exaggeratedly fearful expression.] And we wouldn't want that, oh no no no.

[xflikx]

...

[And he's thinking along the lines of, why are there so many crazies popping up here? Or is it just me?, as he shakes his head.]

Something tells me you are not in the right state of mind, madame--now, for the safety of others and yourself would you hold that weapon correctly still or put it down?

[so_very_serious]

[Is - he's serious.]

...You're right - I'm just, I'm just not myself lately, I've been so worried...

[She makes a very unbalanced attempt to stand, stumbling forward on her feet before giving him a (highly exaggerated) worried look.]

I mean, I'm just all alone in this big, scary place...

[looolarious]

[so_very_serious]

[looolarious]

goddamn it i can't keep a straight face

[so_very_serious]

[Annnd he's not going away.]

Are you, uh, supposed to be the tackier version of me, or something?