Intro, Eventless

[nounifiedtheory]

[Infinity City has a new building! It showed up JUST NOW, floating several stories up int he air on antigrav generators disguised as magical rune thingies. It looks like a bigass mansion, that might be falling apart here and there

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[flight_or_fall]

Greetings!
[Woah. That's AWESOME. Darill wants. But for now, you get a wave from the ghost-girl.]

[nounifiedtheory]

All right, let's take a look.

...whoa, ectoplasmic radiation is off the charts! Are you dead?

[flight_or_fall]

Yup. And I've been dead for years.
[Smile smile -- wait.]
...Why do you wanna know?

[nounifiedtheory]

Overwhelming success! I've been in this world for [checks watch] 35 seconds, and I've already found unmistakable evidence of paranormal activity!

[rabbit_wrath]

What is that?! [ she stares in awe of the floating home]

[nounifiedtheory]

That is a custom-made Hyperspace Probability Vessel! I'm the captain.

[rabbit_wrath]

hyper-wha? Sounds interesting. [she's from the victorian period…that somehow has colored photos….]

[nounifiedtheory]

It's actually not that complicated! You see, while conventional thought defines space by three dimensions and timespace by four, if one can realign themselves across a fifth axis...

[It only gets more confusing from here.]

[one_eye_one_arm]

[Baiken's one eye looks up at the floating building that shadows her, puffing on her pipe.]

Hey. Could you move? You're blocking my sun.

[nounifiedtheory]

The sun will still be there when I'm done.

[one_eye_one_arm]

Then how long will you be here? Perhaps the sun will go down.

[nounifiedtheory]

And then it'll come up again tomorrow! Problem solved.

[lockedguildmage]

[Patchouli is not impressed with your display. She was trying to concentrate! However, she will attempt to be civil.]

Yes, yes, hello.

[nounifiedtheory]

Judging by your outfit, either you're a magic-user or you just got out of bed. Which is it?

[lockedguildmage]

I've been awake for a few hours, so the former. In any case, thank you very much for scaring me out of reading my book... who are you?

[nounifiedtheory]

I am Professor Yumemi Okazaki, come from metaphysical light-years away in search of the secrets of magic!