Intro, Eventless

[nounifiedtheory]

[Infinity City has a new building! It showed up JUST NOW, floating several stories up int he air on antigrav generators disguised as magical rune thingies. It looks like a bigass mansion, that might be falling apart here and there

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[rabbit_wrath]

What is that?! [ she stares in awe of the floating home]

[nounifiedtheory]

That is a custom-made Hyperspace Probability Vessel! I'm the captain.

[rabbit_wrath]

hyper-wha? Sounds interesting. [she's from the victorian period…that somehow has colored photos….]

[nounifiedtheory]

It's actually not that complicated! You see, while conventional thought defines space by three dimensions and timespace by four, if one can realign themselves across a fifth axis...

[It only gets more confusing from here.]

oh god you just killed her last brain cell XD

[rabbit_wrath]

……………..[stare blankly at her]

[nounifiedtheory]

Pay attention when I'm lecturing you!

[rabbit_wrath]

I dont even know your name! And you dare command me?!

[nounifiedtheory]

You ignore my answers to your questions, and you dare defy my commands?

[rabbit_wrath]

[How dare she command her! Alice the most powerful chain in all of the Abyss was being told off by a human….] That was not an answer! That a bunch of mambo jumbo!

[nounifiedtheory]

You only think so because you lack a proper education!

[rabbit_wrath]

What was that?!

[nounifiedtheory]

Prove me wrong, then! Where did you go to college?

[rabbit_wrath]

I'm not human! [stomps her foot] I have been trapped in the abyss for a hundred years damn it!

[nounifiedtheory]

Hundreds of years you've spent falling behind the curve!

[rabbit_wrath]

[growls] WHY YOU!!!

[nounifiedtheory]

I'd love to keep humiliating you, but I'm on a busy schedule. Do you know any magicians?