It's all in the mag blog. Read/weep/whatever.

A ripped and buff Adrien Brody chopping off dreadlocked alien heads doesn't make up for the missing Arnie cameo Robert. And you totally wasted Larry Fishburne doing his Kurtz thang. SHAME.

This film made me throw all my batteries in the fire.

A film set in a parallel world where there are no STDs. Mary Elizabeth Winstead stars as a human bicycle.

Not enough Reagan.

Tony Stark = Steve Jobs (complete with medical condition) and Justin Hammer = Bill Gates. Tony Stark wins. NOW GO BUY SOME TOYS.

"It's like giving a handgun to a six year old. You don't know how it's going to end, but you're pretty sure it's going to make the papers." - Max (Jason Patric).