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[untothepure]

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R

If your new year's resolution is to get laid more
I judge you.

Comments

[sweetlypretty]

Surely there are worse things to strive for in the coming new year. Might I suggest cocaine use?

[inspiredvoice]

You're going to strive to use cocaine? I'm not sure if I should facepalm or applaud the Party Girl mentality.

[sweetlypretty]

Mm. Wine too early today. I meant that striving to use cocaine might be worse than getting laid. I am glad that you appreciate the thought.

[inspiredvoice]

Or it could be better. Or LSD. LSD and sex would be waay better.

[myselfknown]

I'm here to be judged.