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[untothepure]

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R

If your new year's resolution is to get laid more
I judge you.

Comments

[sweetlypretty]

Surely there are worse things to strive for in the coming new year. Might I suggest cocaine use?

[inspiredvoice]

You're going to strive to use cocaine? I'm not sure if I should facepalm or applaud the Party Girl mentality.

[sweetlypretty]

Mm. Wine too early today. I meant that striving to use cocaine might be worse than getting laid. I am glad that you appreciate the thought.

[inspiredvoice]

Or it could be better. Or LSD. LSD and sex would be waay better.

[sweetlypretty]

I have heard ecstasy trumps even LSD. Though the after-effects are something left to be desired in either case.

[inspiredvoice]

Lots of water before during and after.

[sweetlypretty]

How much water does one expect to drink in the middle of sex, dear Muse?

[inspiredvoice]

There is always time to keep oneself alive. Even during sex.

[sweetlypretty]

The best sort of game in the act, I suppose.

[inspiredvoice]

It's no fun if you die. Well, and you can't come back. THEN it's no fun.

[sweetlypretty]

Even in death, dear Muse, there is quite the intensity of release.

[inspiredvoice]

Yeah I've done that. But again, I got to come back. I doubt it's a hoopla if you have to stay dead.

[sweetlypretty]

Ah, but what a way to go!