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[redwaterfall]

Now any man enjoys breasts. I know I do. But I would have roundly preferred to not exchange certain parts of my anatomy to get a pair of my own.

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[bacchiclaureate]

But now you get to play with boobs and feel good about it! It seems win win to me.

[redwaterfall]

I felt really good about playing with a woman's breasts as a man.

[bacchiclaureate]

Sure, but now there's bonus benefits. You have boobs at your disposal any time, night or day, and they aren't attached to someone who can talk back. I'm jealous.

[redwaterfall]

I would gladly trade you if I could. I mean, what am I supposed to do with them? Their really in the way and they hurt when I walk on stairs.

[greyeyedowl]

It's a pity being made a woman doesn't actually make you any smarter.

[redwaterfall]

Well now, that's just being rude.

[greyeyedowl]

After your own behavior you deserve little else.

[redwaterfall]

What behavior madam?