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[780210seconds]

I think I just wasted five hours on one website and somehow went from reading about running to reading about serial killers.

Anyway! Uh, Crash you want that wig back? Or hey anyone want a wig? It's pink and sparkly and shit.

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[flashstopper]

You need more shit to do.

[780210seconds]

No, shit. I pretty much know this ship from top to bottom too, it's boring.

[flashstopper]

We should be close to an island or something, I don't know. We still need to check out that map that Dynamo found.

[780210seconds]

Hitting dry land would be freaking nice, and you're not sure just look of the deck or something! And you've had that map how long and you haven't checked it yet?

[doubleppk]

Why does the robot ship never seem to do anything? Go blow some shit up or something. Have a seaking killing contest. Invent something.

What did the site about serial killers say?

[780210seconds]

Ask Captain Flash, since I'm not even technically part of the crew.

Eh, it was mostly like about them as people and that kinda of crap.

[doubleppk]

Why aren't you part of the crew?

Ew. Boring.

You could use the wig to put on a costume show and record it or something. Make the Host Club jealous.

[780210seconds]

Hell if I know.

Nah, I was gonna drop it on Flash's head but thought it'd be better to not piss him off too much.

[inyourf_ace]

What else of Crash's are you selling?

[780210seconds]

Just the wig, I'd sell his boyfriend but I like living a little too much.

[inyourf_ace]

His boyfriend?

Not that I'd buy, just wondering how you'd manage to do that even assuming he couldn't kill you.

[780210seconds]

It'd be a joke.

Partiallyalittlemaybe.

[janken_gon]

What's the wig for?

[780210seconds]

Wearing, I assume since that's what you use a wig for.

[janken_gon]

Do you guys cosplay or something?

[780210seconds]

Nope, one of Crash's birds found it. At least that's what Crash told me.

[dwn_013]

...d-don't tell people it was mine!

...did you use it? You aren't dead so I guess not.

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Why not?

Yeah, I didn't use it. I couldn't get the thing set up right without it like, hitting someone else by accident.

[dwn_013]

Guys don't usually have pink wigs.

? What were you doing?

[780210seconds]

Crash, you're not a normal guy.

Well...

[Filtered from Flash//Hackable]
I was trying to set it up so it'd land on Flash's head, 'cept anywhere I could set it up was a place where like, you walk by too. So that's why I didn't do it.