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I think I just wasted five hours on one website and somehow went from reading about running to reading about serial killers.

Anyway! Uh, Crash you want that wig back? Or hey anyone want a wig? It's pink and sparkly and shit.

Comments

[doubleppk]

Why does the robot ship never seem to do anything? Go blow some shit up or something. Have a seaking killing contest. Invent something.

What did the site about serial killers say?

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Ask Captain Flash, since I'm not even technically part of the crew.

Eh, it was mostly like about them as people and that kinda of crap.

[doubleppk]

Why aren't you part of the crew?

Ew. Boring.

You could use the wig to put on a costume show and record it or something. Make the Host Club jealous.

[780210seconds]

Hell if I know.

Nah, I was gonna drop it on Flash's head but thought it'd be better to not piss him off too much.

[doubleppk]

You're on the ship, you travel around with them, did you not join because you want your freedom or are you just lazy in that aspect?

Oh. Is he in a worse mood than usual?

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I'd rather not give Flash a good reason to start giving me orders and expecting me to follow them, so like the first one.

Nope. Wigs just piss him off though.

[doubleppk]

Good idea. I gotta hand it to you, you're smarter than I first realized.

Then why did he have one?

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... Thanks?

Crash had one, one of his robot birds found it, so it's not old Baldy's.

[doubleppk]

Any time. Granted, I figured robots were pretty smart to begin with but still...

That's pretty weird. Your not-captain is bizairre.

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Still?

Wouldn't want him to change though, bizarre or not, it'd take away the fun.

[doubleppk]

Yeah I dunno. My judge of people is either dead-wrong or dead-right. It's weird.

I know how that is :D You could spend the rest of the day running around annoying him? But I think you're already doing that.

[780210seconds]

Ah.

It's easy to do that, annoy him, and worth the pain later. :Db

[doubleppk]

Hahaha so long as you can handle it I guess :D

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I can, I can.

[flashstopper]

Because we haven't gotten to an island yet.

[doubleppk]

It takes you guys 3 months just to get to an island?