[ He is pretty beat up, but not so beat up that he requires a lot of medical attention. Axel doesn't care much; he'll sleep it off and hopefully feel better in the morning. He can still function, at least! Unlike the other passengers, his feed is not beginning with "Is everyone all right?" because he couldn't care less about y'all. ]Well, that was ( Read more... )

So that's Captain Redd. He's a pleasant guy, I can tell. It's good to know he's watching our every move. Give us some privacy once in a while!

Sounds like some people got themselves into trouble. You know, I heard he made a guy eat his own foot once. I guess everyone forgot.

[ Do you hear that? That is the sound of a taunting jerk. Axel would ( Read more... )

[ The comm picks up a whoosh sort of sound, followed by some footsteps. Then the sound dies down, and everything is silent... But only for a moment. For those chilling on Deck 4, be prepared to see Axel stepping out of a swirly portal of darkness. And he doesn't look happy. ]Wrong again. Don't know how since I do it the same way every time. Oh boy ( Read more... )