Hi! Remember me? It's been a while.
One of the things you may recall, is that I like things done quickly.
Lists are quick.
This is a list.
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Why A Certain Someone Should Come To Southern Maine As Early As Possible

1.  The early bird gets the worm
     The earlier uyou get down here, the more time there is to do super exciting things.
     Things like ( Read more... )

i love you

that is all

words just aren't right
sometimes i just can't explain
all the ways you devastate me
always on my mind
 

Remember what I used to tell you I thought love was like?
I've since expounded on those beliefs,
But I maintain the perspective I once took,
Just with less cynicism.
Regardless, I think I've become addicted to you.
It's not like any other dependence.
The kind where you can stack them up,
Let them complement each other,
See them compound and coalesce,
And ( Read more... )

New computer ( Read more... )

So.
Long time.
Feel out of practice.
Let's go with a train-of-thought, flow of consciousness....thing. Shall we?
We shall. Go, Brain, Go!

And I'm stuck already.
My brain doesn't work.
Sometimes for days.
Some mornings just...
Put me in a tailspin.
(That was a great show)
((Remember Balloo!!??))
ANYWAYS
So living in this delusional, although pleasant, fantasy ( Read more... )

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (86).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head ( Read more... )

Dear Journal,

Today, the world is fortunate I haven't a shotgun, nor a chainsaw.

~JOE

I just checked the MMA Academic Calender, and we have no holidays.
That's right. We have no days off, save our three breaks. All year.
Except Columbus day. Yep ( Read more... )

Happy Valentine's Day, all ( Read more... )