Popolo 2015.09: crosstalk
Note that I am self-taught, and not a native Japanese speaker. There may be errors. Feel free to share, but please don’t claim this as your own translation. Corrections are welcome.
They were asked 4 questions about relationships. They had to choose between 2 answers and explain them.
Q1. It seems there's a girl you like. Which of the two do you think you would do?
A. I would create an atmosphere where the girl could confess
B. I would confess
Fujii: I have decided I would confess.
Kotaki: I want to give my confession.
Nakama: I want to do the other one. I would want to create an atmosphere that would cause a confession!
Fujii: Eh~!
Shigeoka: Why?
Nakama: Eh? It's just me?
Hamada: I long for it.
Shigeoka: What I long for is an older woman to confess.
Kotaki: I think a reverse proposal is nice but...
Nakama: Whichever person falls in love first is also good, but when going out with someone, you want their "degree of love" to be greater.
Kamiyama: But as one gets to know the other better, because Junta-kun is the other party, it's even good if the confession comes from the guy.
Nakama: There's no such technique. Moreover, I think a girl's embarrassed face when she's confessing is really cute♥
Kiriyama: That's good. They're cute looking at the ground after confessing with all their might!
Fujii: That may be true, but I prefer seeing the really happy expression after a confession to them.
Q2. My appeal point is
A. I'm easy to understand
B. I reveal things bit by bit
Nakama: If I were to date someone, I wouldn't think about that.
Hamada: Me too, I would appeal when we first meet.
Kiriyama: Because I'm a clumsy guy, I don't think I can give girls a different impression. Because I don't have any skills I don't have the ability to reveal myself little by little.
Shigeoka: That kind of thinking is annoying!
Kamiyama: Well, I'm the type that reveals myself bit by bit.
Shigeoka: Liar. You're unable to do that!
Kamiyama: I can! Though the first date I would just greet them and say farewell, making food is another opportunity.
Kotaki: You'd appeal those kinds of things? What's with that, we're talking about love appeal!
Shigeoka: And so Kami-chan should try to say his appeal point in love.
Fujii: Here he'll do self-analysis (laughs).
Kamiyama: I'll do everything within my power, after that...
Kiriyama: The point is Kami-chan will gradually show various sides of himself. If he could do it that'd be good.
Nakama: Because there's a lot of things Kami-chan can do he'll reveal things bit by bit. I don't have anything I can do!
Kotaki: There's also nothing you can brag about.
Shigeoka: (says something in a small voice)
Fujii: Just now, this guy said "I'm a man just because of my smile"!
Hamada: Right right, just by smiling people will love you.
Shigeoka: That's not it, everyone falls for my smile on their own (self-satisfied expression)
Fujii: Years from now that'll be used as an embarrassing comment on TV.
Kiriyama: We really need to be careful because Popolo comments are dangerous.
Q3. In regards to girls that do "kamacho"
A. I would also do it
B. Conversely I'd receive it in a cool fashion
Kiriyama: Wait a minute! First off, what does "kamacho?" mean? Does anyone know?
Nakama: It's girls that want to bother you.
Hamada: I'd get used to it. I could easily do it.
Shigeoka: Stuupid~. Idiot~, I would also get used to it.
Kotaki: If we were dating I wonder if I could also flirt back?
Hamada: Because there's two choices it's unfair you didn't choose one. Kotaki-san.
Kotaki: Even if you say that, I would try my best to do it, but I would definitely fail.
Kamiyama: That's an 18-year-old's comment (laughs). If our love master did "kamacho" what would he do?
Kotaki: Nothing at all~♥
Fujii: Because I'd be embarrassed I wouldn't be able to do it.
Kiriyama: Whether I'm dating them or not, I don't want to flirt back, I'd die.
Shigeoka: But this is really difficult. If it's done in self-interest what would everyone do? When it comes to me I even get annoyed, but if it's done once in a while I think I would also be able to do it.
Kamiyama: For me that's enough.
Nakama: I normally wouldn't do it, but if I suddenly did, I think her heart would skip a beat.
Fujii: It's fine if you do it, but if I did it it'd make no sense.
Kiriyama: If I flirted it'd be unwanted right?
Everyone: ......(silence)
Kiriyama: Say something!
Q4. The conditions I ask for from my lover are
A. Many
B. Few
Fujii: Because I have a lot, getting married is okay, but I think I'm the type that's impossible to live with.
Hamada: I also have a lot. Junta is also like that.
Kiriyama: I don't have many.
Kamiyama: Me too. I'm fine with just being together.
Shigeoka: Liar! I have a lot; Kami-chan also has a lot.
Kamiyama: I said I don't have many!
Kotaki: If they could make meals that'd make me happy, but other than that I don't have a lot of requirements.
Hamada: Yeah! Meals are important. I don't like only eating out, if there are meals at home I think I'd go home~.
Kotaki: It seems like children are thankful for "mama's food", and they long for someone who makes packed lunches.
Kiriyama: It can't be helped if after trying they still can't do it, but at first if they're like "I can't do it~" and don't do it that's bad.
Shigeoka: If it's like that flick them in the forehead!
Fujii: It's true that if they can't cook that's bad, but if I said that and they made food for my sake, no matter how it tastes their confidence would fall.
Shigeoka: And Iiiii (singing)
[t/n: so I actually had to search this but apparently the katakana used エンダー イアー is the chorus from Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You]
Kotaki: It's somehow too surprising for Ryusei's scenario to cause them to be depressed in one shot.
Translated using scans from yoshiko_mama
They were asked 4 questions about relationships. They had to choose between 2 answers and explain them.
Q1. It seems there's a girl you like. Which of the two do you think you would do?
A. I would create an atmosphere where the girl could confess
B. I would confess
Fujii: I have decided I would confess.
Kotaki: I want to give my confession.
Nakama: I want to do the other one. I would want to create an atmosphere that would cause a confession!
Fujii: Eh~!
Shigeoka: Why?
Nakama: Eh? It's just me?
Hamada: I long for it.
Shigeoka: What I long for is an older woman to confess.
Kotaki: I think a reverse proposal is nice but...
Nakama: Whichever person falls in love first is also good, but when going out with someone, you want their "degree of love" to be greater.
Kamiyama: But as one gets to know the other better, because Junta-kun is the other party, it's even good if the confession comes from the guy.
Nakama: There's no such technique. Moreover, I think a girl's embarrassed face when she's confessing is really cute♥
Kiriyama: That's good. They're cute looking at the ground after confessing with all their might!
Fujii: That may be true, but I prefer seeing the really happy expression after a confession to them.
Q2. My appeal point is
A. I'm easy to understand
B. I reveal things bit by bit
Nakama: If I were to date someone, I wouldn't think about that.
Hamada: Me too, I would appeal when we first meet.
Kiriyama: Because I'm a clumsy guy, I don't think I can give girls a different impression. Because I don't have any skills I don't have the ability to reveal myself little by little.
Shigeoka: That kind of thinking is annoying!
Kamiyama: Well, I'm the type that reveals myself bit by bit.
Shigeoka: Liar. You're unable to do that!
Kamiyama: I can! Though the first date I would just greet them and say farewell, making food is another opportunity.
Kotaki: You'd appeal those kinds of things? What's with that, we're talking about love appeal!
Shigeoka: And so Kami-chan should try to say his appeal point in love.
Fujii: Here he'll do self-analysis (laughs).
Kamiyama: I'll do everything within my power, after that...
Kiriyama: The point is Kami-chan will gradually show various sides of himself. If he could do it that'd be good.
Nakama: Because there's a lot of things Kami-chan can do he'll reveal things bit by bit. I don't have anything I can do!
Kotaki: There's also nothing you can brag about.
Shigeoka: (says something in a small voice)
Fujii: Just now, this guy said "I'm a man just because of my smile"!
Hamada: Right right, just by smiling people will love you.
Shigeoka: That's not it, everyone falls for my smile on their own (self-satisfied expression)
Fujii: Years from now that'll be used as an embarrassing comment on TV.
Kiriyama: We really need to be careful because Popolo comments are dangerous.
Q3. In regards to girls that do "kamacho"
A. I would also do it
B. Conversely I'd receive it in a cool fashion
Kiriyama: Wait a minute! First off, what does "kamacho?" mean? Does anyone know?
Nakama: It's girls that want to bother you.
Hamada: I'd get used to it. I could easily do it.
Shigeoka: Stuupid~. Idiot~, I would also get used to it.
Kotaki: If we were dating I wonder if I could also flirt back?
Hamada: Because there's two choices it's unfair you didn't choose one. Kotaki-san.
Kotaki: Even if you say that, I would try my best to do it, but I would definitely fail.
Kamiyama: That's an 18-year-old's comment (laughs). If our love master did "kamacho" what would he do?
Kotaki: Nothing at all~♥
Fujii: Because I'd be embarrassed I wouldn't be able to do it.
Kiriyama: Whether I'm dating them or not, I don't want to flirt back, I'd die.
Shigeoka: But this is really difficult. If it's done in self-interest what would everyone do? When it comes to me I even get annoyed, but if it's done once in a while I think I would also be able to do it.
Kamiyama: For me that's enough.
Nakama: I normally wouldn't do it, but if I suddenly did, I think her heart would skip a beat.
Fujii: It's fine if you do it, but if I did it it'd make no sense.
Kiriyama: If I flirted it'd be unwanted right?
Everyone: ......(silence)
Kiriyama: Say something!
Q4. The conditions I ask for from my lover are
A. Many
B. Few
Fujii: Because I have a lot, getting married is okay, but I think I'm the type that's impossible to live with.
Hamada: I also have a lot. Junta is also like that.
Kiriyama: I don't have many.
Kamiyama: Me too. I'm fine with just being together.
Shigeoka: Liar! I have a lot; Kami-chan also has a lot.
Kamiyama: I said I don't have many!
Kotaki: If they could make meals that'd make me happy, but other than that I don't have a lot of requirements.
Hamada: Yeah! Meals are important. I don't like only eating out, if there are meals at home I think I'd go home~.
Kotaki: It seems like children are thankful for "mama's food", and they long for someone who makes packed lunches.
Kiriyama: It can't be helped if after trying they still can't do it, but at first if they're like "I can't do it~" and don't do it that's bad.
Shigeoka: If it's like that flick them in the forehead!
Fujii: It's true that if they can't cook that's bad, but if I said that and they made food for my sake, no matter how it tastes their confidence would fall.
Shigeoka: And Iiiii (singing)
[t/n: so I actually had to search this but apparently the katakana used エンダー イアー is the chorus from Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You]
Kotaki: It's somehow too surprising for Ryusei's scenario to cause them to be depressed in one shot.
Translated using scans from yoshiko_mama