cracky spam for Mr Donowtiz and the cannibal butcher/barber.

Sep 03, 2010 18:04

[Clapet was pleased to have a job to do, as he'd been bored. Very, very bored. Not that he was going to admit this to his warden, oh no. He'd much prefer to be butchering, and much prefer to be getting something back for his labour, but... this was filling the time ( Read more... )

le sergent barbier, sulky sullen frenchman, spam

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actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 17:21:14 UTC
[Donny thought there was something familiar to all of this makeshift barbershop thing, but then maybe he was just glad there was another guy wearing woolen trousers around.

He was cleaning off his sheers and razors, making sure to keep them real close by because he just didn't trust his inmate yet.]

Hey. The rug is not the fahkin' gahbidge can.

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453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 23:06:35 UTC
And yet, other people are given this as a chore, and I have to work for it. How is that fair?

[He entirely ignored the first comment.]

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actuallyagolem September 4 2010, 02:05:25 UTC
It's fair because I say so. [Donny liked being the boss.]

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453gof_flesh September 4 2010, 11:10:44 UTC
[Clapet rolled his eyes a little,] It wasn't exactly right that I got fired in the first place, you know.

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actuallyagolem September 4 2010, 17:03:55 UTC
Yeah, 'bout that...what about you offering to supply blood to the vamphiyas around heah? Let's chat.

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453gof_flesh September 4 2010, 17:08:29 UTC
[Clapet raised an eyebrow.]

I was offering them help. Nothing more.

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actuallyagolem September 4 2010, 17:09:53 UTC
Did you staht rumors about the blood supply?

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453gof_flesh September 4 2010, 17:18:47 UTC
No. I told people what I believed to be the truth. I was concerned for their welfare. Believe it or not, I know what a survival instinct is like.

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actuallyagolem September 4 2010, 17:25:13 UTC
[Donny crossed his arms and stared. He trusted Clapet as far as he could throw him.]

Uh huh. [He checked his watch again.] Alright, nobody's coming. You can head out.

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453gof_flesh September 4 2010, 18:37:17 UTC
[Clapet didn't hang back. He left as soon as he was given permission.] Next week, I guess.

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