cracky spam for Mr Donowtiz and the cannibal butcher/barber.

[453gof_flesh]

[Clapet was pleased to have a job to do, as he'd been bored. Very, very bored. Not that he was going to admit this to his warden, oh no. He'd much prefer to be butchering, and much prefer to be getting something back for his labour, but... this was filling the time

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[actuallyagolem]

[Donny thought there was something familiar to all of this makeshift barbershop thing, but then maybe he was just glad there was another guy wearing woolen trousers around.

He was cleaning off his sheers and razors, making sure to keep them real close by because he just didn't trust his inmate yet.]

Hey. The rug is not the fahkin' gahbidge can.

[actuallyagolem]

[Donny grinned.] Yeah. Being a soldier.

[453gof_flesh]

[Clapet continued cleaning the chair,] Which did you prefer, anyway?

[actuallyagolem]

I hafta tell you, there's really nothing more satisfying than a little justice. [He looked at his watch and nodded.] Well, if no one shows up in fifteen minutes Imma let you go.

[453gof_flesh]

I presume you'd have prefered never to have to have done it. [He nodded,] And is this all we do?

[actuallyagolem]

[Donny just gave him a cryptic smile before moving on to organize things.] Yup, this is about it. I could do it every othah week though...maybe we'd get more people in.

[453gof_flesh]

Maybe, but I'd say it's better doing a bit of work every week than doing a lot every other week.

[actuallyagolem]

[Donny nodded.] Yeah, maybe you're right. [Another glance at his watch.] Well, so long as people heah have hair, I guess we'll keep busy.

[453gof_flesh]

You and morticians. They'll never go out of business, hair grows, people die. [He folded his arms and gave him a casual shrug.]

[actuallyagolem]

[He laughed.] That's for damn suah.

So, Clapet, you like being busy?

[453gof_flesh]

I like having something to do, I like my trade.

[actuallyagolem]

[Donny raised his arms and shrugged.]

Well, I'll figure out stuff for you to do, no problem. How you like doing laundry? It's prison, right? Laundry.

[453gof_flesh]

Laundry. [Clapet gave him a grimace.] I have a job I am entirely and utterly capable of already. Why not let me do that?

[actuallyagolem]

Because you killed people. Like I'm gonna give you knives.

[453gof_flesh]

[Clapet shrugged,] And you don't think half the kitchen staff have too? They have supervisors, don't they?

[actuallyagolem]

Yeah, but I'm willing to bet that their expertise isn't cutting people to bits with those knives. [He raised an eyebrow.] And you hafta earn working in the kitchen.