"you know in spanish, ryan seacrest is ryan YESCREST."

simon cowell: "i like your t-shirt."
jake byrd: "i like YOUR t-shirt! I CAN SEE HIS NIPPLES!"

[camera zooms in on simon's hard nipples]

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so i'm in new york now (well jersey city technically at the moment, right).. and erin and i had a most surreal night. freaking horatio sanz freaking hit on us (yes, THAT horatio sanz) but i will get to that in a minute. we went to steph p.'s birthday celebration at a mexican restaurant on the lower east side, and that was neat. many a ( Read more... )