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"you know in spanish, ryan seacrest is ryan YESCREST."
simon cowell: "i like your t-shirt."
jake byrd: "i like YOUR t-shirt! I CAN SEE HIS NIPPLES!"
[camera zooms in on simon's hard nipples]
"michael jackson's inn-o-cent
doo dah, doo dah
michael jackson's inn-o-cent
oh, the do dah day...
didn't molest all niiiiight..
didn't molest all daaaay...
michael jackson's inn-o-cent
oh do dah day.."
jake byrd is my hero. i used to hate him. but he's so freakin' funny. i feel bad for people who don't watch jimmy kimmel. i'm a loyal conanite, but the first 20 minutes of jimmy's show is like 50 times funnier than conan's has been the last 3 years.
speaking of that, he [jimmy] just showed the coolest thing ever:
a monkey, that smokes. (he sure does smo-ooke..)
simon cowell: "i like your t-shirt."
jake byrd: "i like YOUR t-shirt! I CAN SEE HIS NIPPLES!"
[camera zooms in on simon's hard nipples]
"michael jackson's inn-o-cent
doo dah, doo dah
michael jackson's inn-o-cent
oh, the do dah day...
didn't molest all niiiiight..
didn't molest all daaaay...
michael jackson's inn-o-cent
oh do dah day.."
jake byrd is my hero. i used to hate him. but he's so freakin' funny. i feel bad for people who don't watch jimmy kimmel. i'm a loyal conanite, but the first 20 minutes of jimmy's show is like 50 times funnier than conan's has been the last 3 years.
speaking of that, he [jimmy] just showed the coolest thing ever:
a monkey, that smokes. (he sure does smo-ooke..)