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[Once waking up, the young troll wasted no time in yelling and flailing angrily at the nurses, effectively scaring them out of his room with a stream of overly elaborate threats that involved bits of them they were not entirely sure they had. his eyes as grey as his skin as he glares at them as they leave
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[The troll sneered at the voice for his comment and insult]
Oh, yes. Fantastic idea. No that would be fucking great. There's only one problem with your oh so sage advice. And you know what that is?
I have no fucking clue if they are here in this while world of pointlessness or if they have gotten themselves fucking culled. This shit human device doesn't even have anything similar to Trollian or Egbert's stupid Pesterchum. Which makes finding them even fucking harder.
If I have to broadcast to every piece of shit on this planet then I'll fucking do it, because those nook sniffing fucks couldn't dig in their own olfactory cavities without me telling them how to fucking do it.
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[The young troll sighs loudly with a slight growl to it]
Fine, I'll condense it down for your simple and restlessly pink think pan for you.
I have no fucking idea where they are if they are even here. So I'm doing a broadcasting message to find this shit out.
Does this make things easier for simple squishy innards?
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Gamzee? I dunno a Gamzee, pal, but this here's Sonic. By the way- could you tone it down a little bit? Your voice is hurting my ears.
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I'm hurting your ears? And why should I care that you're holding your auditor nubs too close to a comunication device?
Well if you don't know Gamzee have you come across any other useless troll fucks? Or Kanaya?
[As annoyed as he sounds he seems insistant on knowing where the other trolls are]
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I can go ahead and ping ya if I see one, though. But you'll have to give me a nice, quick description. Kinda in a hurry, y'see.
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What the fuck is a Mobian? No I'm not a mobian, you dense waste of genetics. A troll is a superior and more advance race than humans and we're grey with horns, and everything we wear normally matches our blood colour and our own personal symbol. Don't talk to any of those fucks either. Just tell me straight away. That is if I can trust you to do something so inredibly simple like keep a look out for the others.
And what could you possibly be in a hurry for?
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I don't think there's a Gamzee. There's a purple fish thing and one with too many teeth.
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Wait, purple fish? Too many teeth?
Have you just gone and found a book on fucking fish and are looking through the pages? No trolls have 'too man teeth' and none of them are fucking fi- ... Is the fish kind of like a pretentious fuck who doesn't like colours that aren't an obnoxious purple or pink colour?
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What are the names of your friends? I may have met one of them.
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AND THEY AREN'T FRIENDS SO MUCH AS GIGANTIC BULGE JOCKEYS. THERE'S SOLLUX, HE'S A SHIT WITH TWIN HORNS ON EACH SIDE AND STUPID GOGGLES. GAMZEE HAS GREAT BIG PURPLE SCARS ON HIS FACE, AND LOOKS LIKE A STUPID FUCK, TEREZI WERE'S STUPIS RED GLASSES AND HAS A WALKING STICK SHE'S BLIND AND LICKS PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO LET HER TASTE THEM. JUST LOOK FOR THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKS ON THE PLANET AND YOU'LL FIND THEM, CHANCES ARE KANAYA WILL BE WITH THEM.
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Unfortunately, I haven't met anyone with those names. However, I recently made the acquaintance of someone who resembles your race. He called himself a "sea-dweller".
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HE? SEA-DWELLER? UNLESS SOME WEIRD TIME SHIT HAS HAPPENED I DOUBT THAT RAVING FUCK IS HERE. AND RIGHT NOW IF I HAVE THE GARGANTUAN MISFORTUNE OF HAVING TO SEE ERIDAN AGAIN, I'M OBLIGATED TO CULL HIM FOR ALL THE FUCKING SHIT HE'S PULLED.
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[Oh no. Oh no. Oh hell the fuck no. It can't be him, can it? It can't really be him? The horns, the voice. Everything is him, but so much younger. The city didn't seem to discriminate on time, so could it really be him?]
You thhould calm down firtht. Thingth can be dithorienting at firtht but it will be okay.
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[He stares at the screen for a long moment, frowning at what he saw, Sollux? But... Not the Sollux he knew]
...You look so fucking old. Talk about weird time shit happening. And shut the hell up. I am fucking calm. I'm always calm, there is never a minute in my whole life where I haven't been calm.
[He blinks for a moment]
Your lisping, why are you lisping? I knocked your fucking teeth out, did you get them fixed?
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[His heart crashes and burn in his chest. He recognizes him, but...it's not Signless. Or at least not a Signless he knew.]
My teeth haven't ever been knocked out.
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[He cocks an eyebrow at the screen]
You haven't? Then why the fuck do you look like an adult Sollux, if you aren't Sollux? What kind of shit is this?
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