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[candycrabapple]

[Once waking up, the young troll wasted no time in yelling and flailing angrily at the nurses, effectively scaring them out of his room with a stream of overly elaborate threats that involved bits of them they were not entirely sure they had. his eyes as grey as his skin as he glares at them as they leave

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[juicenjamtime]

[audio]

Gamzee? I dunno a Gamzee, pal, but this here's Sonic. By the way- could you tone it down a little bit? Your voice is hurting my ears.

[candycrabapple]

[Audio]

I'm hurting your ears? And why should I care that you're holding your auditor nubs too close to a comunication device?
Well if you don't know Gamzee have you come across any other useless troll fucks? Or Kanaya?

[As annoyed as he sounds he seems insistant on knowing where the other trolls are]

[juicenjamtime]

Sorry bud, but no can do. I haven't even heard of any of these folks you're naming! And what's a troll, anyway? Some sort of wayward Mobian? Really guy, this may be a huge bummer, but I don't know if I can help you out right now.

I can go ahead and ping ya if I see one, though. But you'll have to give me a nice, quick description. Kinda in a hurry, y'see.

[candycrabapple]

[Karkat grinds his teeth a little]

What the fuck is a Mobian? No I'm not a mobian, you dense waste of genetics. A troll is a superior and more advance race than humans and we're grey with horns, and everything we wear normally matches our blood colour and our own personal symbol. Don't talk to any of those fucks either. Just tell me straight away. That is if I can trust you to do something so inredibly simple like keep a look out for the others.

And what could you possibly be in a hurry for?

[juicenjamtime]

Hey, hold the phone, dude, just what are you babbling about now?

So you're telling me I should go cutting peoples' arms if I'm not quite sure they're one of you, chump? Sounds pretty violent to me.

[candycrabapple]

If you want to cut their arms of I'm not planing on fucking stop you. But it would be a much more effective use of time if you just look at the symbol on their fucking clothes. Trolls like to brag about their blood type right on their fucking clothes.

Also, I don't babble, it's not a thing of mine, it will never be a thing of mine. Because it's not what I fucking do. Now are you still planing on wasting both of our time by asking more fucking questions or what?