[Video, Text, Action, and Voice. But mostly video.]

[3dvii2iion]

[Sollux frowns as he presses the buttons on his communicator, unsure which one was the video. Every now and then you see his face or his shirt or the ground, but then it quickly switches to voice or text. With the text, all you get are random streams of lfgdg,dabgladga-gand;gladgn and for the voice, it's just mostly irritated noises. This seems to

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TEXT BECAUSE DUMB; [1/3]

[faygot]

WoAoAh, BrO.
ThAt iS AlL Up bEiNg mOrE MoThErFuCkInG ChIlL
ThAn i'vE EvEr gOt mY ReMeMbEr oN FoR SeEiNg yOu.
HaHaHa, HaVe yOu fInAlLy tOoK ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiNg nAp iN ThE HoRn pIlE?

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[faygot]

[Watch as the realization slowly. Very slowly. Extremely slowly. sets in that maybe, juuuuust maybe, Sollux won't be able to read his texts like this.

derp derp.]

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[faygot]

Woop, shit, bro. Let me all up get my motherfucking try on again. Fuck, I like all up forgot you are apparently rocking the motherfucking blind deal now. Hahaha, at least it got you all sounding nice and motherfucking chill with it. Like there ain't being nothing up your motherfucking grill anymore.

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[3dvi2iion]

[Just. staring at the communicator. Cause you know, Gamzee's all evil according to Karkat.]

.....
[Buuuuuuut. He does sound kind of dumb and high again so Sollux is just going to forget about evil gamz for now.]

There pretty much isn't anything in my grill anymore.

[faygot]

Shit yeah, bro. That is the motherfucking way to live it all up. Fuck. It'll all be motherfucking miracles in the end anyway.

[3dvi2iion]

I suppose so.

Although being blind is really boring and I keep tripping over things.

[faygot]

Hahaha, I trip over motherfucking shit all the time anyway, brother. I ain't the one that can all up get my advising on for that junk.

[3dvi2iion]

True. But I don't usually trip on things and it's quite painful when you can't see where you're landing. Like earlier today I tripped over the coffee table and hit my chin on the corner of it. That really fucking hurt.

[faygot]

You just gotta motherfucking learn to roll with it. If you get your trip on, shit, you roll with it like a motherfucking clown rolling outta a fucking clowncar. And then when you stop rolling, you fucking get up on your feet again. There. I said my motherfucking peace.

[3dvi2iion]

...You give pretty good advice for someone who's high all of the fucking time.

[Sollux thinks for a minute.]

Weren't we going to hang out sometime soon? I'm really bored and I wouldn't mind it.

[faygot]

Shit. You sure? You wanna slam a bottle of wicked elixir with me? Chug it like we was stuck in a desert with nothing to drink?

[3dvi2iion]

Yeah. Why not? It couldn't hurt or anything.

[faygot]

Fuck yeah, dog. Shit, I ain't all up in the motherfucking know what got you all so in the zone, but I'm down with it.

[3dvi2iion]

Cool. So you want me to go to your place or do you want to come over here?

[faygot]

Maybe we both should get our hoof on and meet in the motherfucking middle.

[3dvi2iion]

Alright. It'll take me a minute though but sure.

[Luckily for Sollux Gamzee's apartment is pretty close by. So, he turns off the SFC and gets a move on. Which includes tripping over everything and fumbling with the lock on the door. After he gets the door open, he steps out and closes it behind him. Then he proceeds to make his way over to...Somewhere. Maybe he could find a chair or something...]