[Video, Text, Action, and Voice. But mostly video.]

[3dvii2iion]

[Sollux frowns as he presses the buttons on his communicator, unsure which one was the video. Every now and then you see his face or his shirt or the ground, but then it quickly switches to voice or text. With the text, all you get are random streams of lfgdg,dabgladga-gand;gladgn and for the voice, it's just mostly irritated noises. This seems to

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[ninthserenade]

Other way, dude.

How'd you end up blind?

[3dvi2iion]

Oh.

[He flips the communicator over and you can now see his shiny new black eyes.]

I got in a fight with a douchebag. He used his dumb science stick to blind me.

[ninthserenade]

That's bett--

[Whoa. He's just going to stare for a few seconds.]

Dude, that sucks.

[3dvi2iion]

I know. But at least I don't hear voices anymore. That's a good thing.

[VIDEO]

[3dvi2iion]

Gamzee? Oh hell no. I wouldn't even go near him with how the situation stands.

...The camera's facing the wrong way, isn't it?

[He flips it around revealing his black eyes and a toothless frown.]

Well, your moirail happens to be the cause of my blindness and you dropped me down the stairs. It's a really long story.

[VIDEO]

[3dvi2iion]

Gee, thanks KK. With a statement like that how could I not feel great about my appearance?

[He sighs.]

Alright.

[He turns the camera around and moves it slowly so Karkat can get a good scan of the place. He was in Feferi's apartment before she left.]

TEXT BECAUSE DUMB; [1/3]

[faygot]

WoAoAh, BrO.
ThAt iS AlL Up bEiNg mOrE MoThErFuCkInG ChIlL
ThAn i'vE EvEr gOt mY ReMeMbEr oN FoR SeEiNg yOu.
HaHaHa, HaVe yOu fInAlLy tOoK ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiNg nAp iN ThE HoRn pIlE?

[2/3]

[faygot]

[Watch as the realization slowly. Very slowly. Extremely slowly. sets in that maybe, juuuuust maybe, Sollux won't be able to read his texts like this.

derp derp.]

[3/3]

[faygot]

Woop, shit, bro. Let me all up get my motherfucking try on again. Fuck, I like all up forgot you are apparently rocking the motherfucking blind deal now. Hahaha, at least it got you all sounding nice and motherfucking chill with it. Like there ain't being nothing up your motherfucking grill anymore.

[3/3]

[3dvi2iion]

[Just. staring at the communicator. Cause you know, Gamzee's all evil according to Karkat.]

.....
[Buuuuuuut. He does sound kind of dumb and high again so Sollux is just going to forget about evil gamz for now.]

There pretty much isn't anything in my grill anymore.

[Video ffff]

[toreuhhhdork]

[Da fuck is this?]

Uhhh... H-hi Sollux! What is....wrong?

[Video]

[3dvi2iion]

Nothing's really wrong, Tavros. I'm just blind and I need to stop tripping and running into things.

[Video]

[toreuhhhdork]

...Wait what? B-blind? W-what?

[Video]

[3dvi2iion]

Oh yeah. Eridan shot me with his stupid stick of doom and it blinded me I suppose. Oh, and I broke my teeth so I no longer have a dumbass lisp anymore.

Video;

[omnomr3dch4lk]

[ Terezi appears on screen, jaw agape. ]

When did you become blind, Sollux?!

Video;

[3dvi2iion]

I dunno. Yesterday?

Video;

[omnomr3dch4lk]

But how?

Hehehehe! You know I was taught by my lusus. I'm not a dragon so I don't know how much help I'll be to you.

Video;

[3dvi2iion]

Oh. Yeah. Well Eridan decided to beat my ass with his stupid wand. Which in turn had me lose my vision.

I don't really mind. Any help is fine with me.