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Apr 18, 2005 16:32

Lewis Black: "And while eating at the International House of Pancakes, I heard the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life: 'If it weren't for my HORSE, I wouldn't have gone to COLLEGE.' ... Now I will repeat that, because that sentence needs repeating." *Takes a sip of water* "She said, 'If it weren't for my HORSE' -- you know, like GIDDY-YUP ( Read more... )

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biznack107 April 19 2005, 00:28:19 UTC
Lewis Black is awesome and all, but I had a much better time reading the opening line to your last post, purely because I read it incorrectly. Since there's no punctuation, I read it all as one sentence, believing the typist to be completely mad. This overjoyed me.
"if I didn't have Marian and google was a woman, i'd marry it"
My name is Stephen R George and I know priceless when I see priceless.
[and THAT is priceless.]

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biznack107 April 19 2005, 00:30:23 UTC
Like, "if I didn't have : Marian and google was a woman, : i'd marry it"
It was all in the delivery.
....in my mind.

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3_faces_of_pwn April 19 2005, 03:02:21 UTC
LMFAO wait, i heard you tried to get Jake E. to smoke weed in his sleep. This true?

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erik_with_a_k April 19 2005, 02:08:57 UTC
AliMeNtBoDy: well i am going to shower then eat i have saw dust all down my shirt and in my hair, be back later

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3_faces_of_pwn April 19 2005, 03:02:42 UTC
lol yeah hawtness huh

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erik_with_a_k April 19 2005, 04:31:32 UTC
...yea sure

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funkpic April 19 2005, 03:53:47 UTC
i love luis black

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