Comments | 33mhz: 7 lbs. of Lipstick

33mhz

7 lbs. of Lipstick

Dec 16, 2009 07:26

This started to turn me a little straight, but then I lolled.

These commercials that try to put longterm consumption "in perspective" by showing the same amount consumed in one sitting make me want to produce a commercial using that bullshit urban legend statistic about the number of spiders people supposedly swallow while sleeping ( Read more... )

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trackeroc December 16 2009, 14:14:58 UTC

NEVER GO TO SLEEP AGAIN.

Yeah, thanks for that.

33mhz December 16 2009, 14:36:22 UTC

Actually, the real message of that commercial is that you should only go to sleep in areas with spiders made from all-natural ingredients.

trackeroc December 16 2009, 14:46:24 UTC

So, that's why olimar never sleeps on earth

dakus December 17 2009, 17:50:27 UTC

and if u leave sum dipping sauce on ur pillow...

YUM spiders!

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33mhz December 16 2009, 15:32:14 UTC

This should help.

cavorite December 16 2009, 15:37:07 UTC

You need a chart showing that by the time someone is 90 years old, half of their body mass is spiders.

token_fail December 16 2009, 16:27:46 UTC

my favorite part is the pile of lipstick falling on the vanity.

jpeace December 18 2009, 02:52:20 UTC

That is gorgeously shot.