Usopp of course can tell
Title: Part of the job
Theme: East Blue- lies
Claim:Sanji
Words:444
Rating:G
Warnings:none
Disclaimers:Don't own One piece
Luffy was drooling and his fingers wiggled with excitement as they reached out for the first perfectly seared and stuffed steak. It was in his mouth under a second later.
“It’s good! SanjI! What’s in it?”
A kick came to the back of the captains head, sending some of the partially chewed contents spewing out of the open mouth and back on to Luffy’s plate.
“Close your mouth, chew, swallow, and then speak!” The cook punctuated for emphasis. Luffy stuffed the rest of his fallen dinner back into his mouth and finished in one gulp. Sanji’ eyebrow twitched in frustrated concession. Good enough he supposed.
“What was in the middle?” Luffy tried again.
“You liked it right?” The captain nodded excitedly as he reached for another, half expecting the chef to stop him from the task but grinned even wider when he brought another slice of stuffed meat to his mouth. Sanji joined him in the smile. “It’s no wonder…it is just more of the tougher meat ground with fragrant herbs till they took on their fresh green pesto appearance.”
The cook didn’t care that Luffy was no longer listening. He just enjoyed the sight of his fellow crew enjoying his meal.
Later while washing he was confronted while washing dishes. Usopp clicked his tongue confidently like he had the perfect blackmail material.
“Liar. That was totally some kind of shredded salad.” The cook continued on to start washing the next dish.
“Not just any salad…that was a certain creation of mine that is particularly high fiber and nutrition.”
“So…you admit it?”
“My job Usopp, is not to cater to what you guys want. It is to provide you all with the right nutrition. I doubt Luffy cares but if it makes it even a little easier for him to eat properly I’m going to lie. It’s part of the job.”
“It’s wrong to lie.” Usopp said in mock innocence.
“Like I want to hear that from you, asshole.” Sanji chuckled. “ Besides you should be more concerned about the other lies.”
“Other lies?”
“You might eat all the vegetables Usopp…but when the meat runs low, you would be surprised at what delicacies of brain and entrails you have already eaten on this ship.” Sanji gave him an evil grin. “And asked for seconds of.”
Sanji smiled even wider as Usopp paled at the information.
“Of course I could be lying now…so you don’t question your cooks food, right?”
“If you did it would just be part of the job.” The sniper laughed back.
“I always knew you were one of the smart ones.” The cook replied as he returned his attention to the dishes.
Theme: East Blue- lies
Claim:Sanji
Words:444
Rating:G
Warnings:none
Disclaimers:Don't own One piece
Luffy was drooling and his fingers wiggled with excitement as they reached out for the first perfectly seared and stuffed steak. It was in his mouth under a second later.
“It’s good! SanjI! What’s in it?”
A kick came to the back of the captains head, sending some of the partially chewed contents spewing out of the open mouth and back on to Luffy’s plate.
“Close your mouth, chew, swallow, and then speak!” The cook punctuated for emphasis. Luffy stuffed the rest of his fallen dinner back into his mouth and finished in one gulp. Sanji’ eyebrow twitched in frustrated concession. Good enough he supposed.
“What was in the middle?” Luffy tried again.
“You liked it right?” The captain nodded excitedly as he reached for another, half expecting the chef to stop him from the task but grinned even wider when he brought another slice of stuffed meat to his mouth. Sanji joined him in the smile. “It’s no wonder…it is just more of the tougher meat ground with fragrant herbs till they took on their fresh green pesto appearance.”
The cook didn’t care that Luffy was no longer listening. He just enjoyed the sight of his fellow crew enjoying his meal.
Later while washing he was confronted while washing dishes. Usopp clicked his tongue confidently like he had the perfect blackmail material.
“Liar. That was totally some kind of shredded salad.” The cook continued on to start washing the next dish.
“Not just any salad…that was a certain creation of mine that is particularly high fiber and nutrition.”
“So…you admit it?”
“My job Usopp, is not to cater to what you guys want. It is to provide you all with the right nutrition. I doubt Luffy cares but if it makes it even a little easier for him to eat properly I’m going to lie. It’s part of the job.”
“It’s wrong to lie.” Usopp said in mock innocence.
“Like I want to hear that from you, asshole.” Sanji chuckled. “ Besides you should be more concerned about the other lies.”
“Other lies?”
“You might eat all the vegetables Usopp…but when the meat runs low, you would be surprised at what delicacies of brain and entrails you have already eaten on this ship.” Sanji gave him an evil grin. “And asked for seconds of.”
Sanji smiled even wider as Usopp paled at the information.
“Of course I could be lying now…so you don’t question your cooks food, right?”
“If you did it would just be part of the job.” The sniper laughed back.
“I always knew you were one of the smart ones.” The cook replied as he returned his attention to the dishes.