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Aug 24, 2008 07:34

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE IDIOT WALKS IN ON ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM ONE MORE TIME I WILL CRUSH HIM UNDER UNIT-02'S FOOT!!

Someone better fix that lock! It's bad enough the bedroom door doesn't have one! I refuse to live like this!

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upyourscolonel August 24 2008, 16:54:09 UTC

Put up a sign that says "I AM PISSING/SHOWERING/TAKING A DUMP, STAY THE FUCK OUT."

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 16:59:48 UTC

You don't think I tried that? He said he was "too tired and didn't notice".

And then I introduced my foot to his face. Repeatedly.

upyourscolonel August 24 2008, 17:02:07 UTC

Does the door swing in or out? Cuz if it swings in you can prop something against it to keep it from opening, like a chair or something.

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 17:02:36 UTC

It swings out. I've hit him in the face with it before.

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tasertotingtwin August 24 2008, 17:51:45 UTC

~♥ Ohhohoho~ did he get a good look?~

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 17:58:36 UTC

No, thankfully I'd already gotten out of the shower and had a towel around me.

tasertotingtwin August 24 2008, 18:01:33 UTC

Oh darn~ I bet you would have looked soo cute flipping out if he saw you naked~

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 18:07:36 UTC

IF HE'D SEEN ME NAKED HE WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TO TELL THE STORY!!

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stfu_edward August 24 2008, 17:57:30 UTC

Kick his ass.

Repeatedly.

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 17:59:35 UTC

Kicking his face was far more enjoyable.

stfu_edward August 24 2008, 18:01:12 UTC

I meant just beating him in general, but that works.

I'd introduce his face to a wrench. Or possibly the floor. Which ever is around at the time.

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 18:09:32 UTC

A wrench? Hmmm~ I usually just use my foot. But a wrench~ that has possibilities!

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stfu_edward August 24 2008, 21:07:13 UTC

Oh, and about the locks, I could probably install some for you.

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 21:12:13 UTC

REALLY~♥

Oh, that would be wonderful!!

stfu_edward August 24 2008, 21:35:23 UTC

Not a problem! Locks are easy work.

2ndchildren August 24 2008, 22:22:45 UTC

You are now my second favorite person in the entire world~♥

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denouncement August 25 2008, 12:04:31 UTC

The view from under your foot may be...
I could possibly provide you with a bodyguard.

2ndchildren August 26 2008, 09:01:53 UTC

ACH MEIN GOTT! THAT STUPID PERVERT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN LOOKING!!

I'm afraid I'll have to decline~ I'm quite sure my superiors at NERV would disapprove. However, I do appreciate your offer~♥

Who might you be~? I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Sohryu. I'm sure I don't need to introduce myself again, but it never hurts to be polite!

[OOC: Sorry! I just got the notification for this comment.]

denouncement August 26 2008, 11:38:50 UTC

Guten Morgen. I should hope so, too.

Oh? They do not have their employee's best interests at heart?

My name is Aizen Sousuke. It's a pleasure, Asuka-san.

ooc: It's no problem!