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[2ndchildren]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE IDIOT WALKS IN ON ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM ONE MORE TIME I WILL CRUSH HIM UNDER UNIT-02'S FOOT!!

Someone better fix that lock! It's bad enough the bedroom door doesn't have one! I refuse to live like this!

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

Put up a sign that says "I AM PISSING/SHOWERING/TAKING A DUMP, STAY THE FUCK OUT."

[2ndchildren]

You don't think I tried that? He said he was "too tired and didn't notice".

And then I introduced my foot to his face. Repeatedly.

[upyourscolonel]

Does the door swing in or out? Cuz if it swings in you can prop something against it to keep it from opening, like a chair or something.

[2ndchildren]

It swings out. I've hit him in the face with it before.

[upyourscolonel]

Damn. Maybe he just needs to be hit in the face more.

[2ndchildren]

Maybe it'll get through his thick skull if I break it.

[upyourscolonel]

Perhaps. I like the idea of stomping him with a robot, personally.

[2ndchildren]

Hmmmmmmm~ so do I~♥

[upyourscolonel]

Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[2ndchildren]

I doubt I could get away with it, though~ it really is too bad that the commander is the idiot's father.

Besides, NERV would have to go through the trouble of finding and training a replacement pilot.

[upyourscolonel]

Awww, thats no fun.

Duct tape him to the wall next time he pisses you off.

[2ndchildren]

Hmmmmmm, good plan~ or maybe from the ceiling. Upside-down.

[upyourscolonel]

I LIKE IT.

[2ndchildren]

That makes two of us~♥

In fact, I think I'm off to find where Misato keeps the duct tape.

[upyourscolonel]

KICK ASS.