MATH GEEK JOKE ( Read more... )

Three squaws were each preparing for the birth of their first child.

The first squaw placed a large bear hide by a river, the second squaw placed an elk hide by a tree by a river, and the third squaw placed a hippopotamus hide by a path, near the river and the tree so that the three formed a triangle.

It just so happens that all three women gave ( Read more... )

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A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she ( Read more... )

nice day.
slept in.
did some studying over coffee w/simona, burnt some cd's....now all i've got to do is find the shampoo so i can bathe the cat.

spoof thing sunmother sent me ( Read more... )