i once again recommend the national inquisition
this one cracked me up not all republicans are gay, study finds

so acknowledging that i am one of those people who types in all lower-case letters when i am not writing professionally, i am still a grammar nazi at heart.

which is why i have a deep and abiding love for this post i am going imagine monsters whenever i see "alot."

...but this is sheer genius!

i stayed home yesterday.
sometime tuesday night my stomach went on strike.
i called in at 6:30 and slept til 1:30. i must have really needed it.
i haven't thrown up yet. i hold down food. i just feel queasy all the time.
it sucks.

good for knitting. bad for me in general.

i simply cannot express
how happy i am that the national inquisition is once again at large ( Read more... )

This particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oiLfTnrC40

because it was too damn funny not to re-post ( Read more... )

c'mon, you know you're too curious to resist

stolen from 224215152

enter if you dare

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