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2cool4europe

XXXI [Text/Private (Hackable)]

Oct 19, 2009 01:57

( Private; Hackable )

this is somehow austria's fault, fml, ouch, need my bro

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[what is even happening anymore] eviltriumphs October 19 2009, 06:04:57 UTC

[/PUNCHES.

THROUGH THE SCREEN.

I AM GOD DON'T QUESTION ME.]

[i went to canadia. i am tainted] 2cool4europe October 19 2009, 06:21:09 UTC

[ Prussia deserved that. 8( ]

[1/3] YES. YOU ARE. eviltriumphs October 19 2009, 07:14:31 UTC

STOP DYING YOU INADEQUATE ALBINO MOLEHILL!!!

WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT?! THAT WAS THE MOST PATHETIC DEATH I'D EVER SEEN!! YOU GOT STABBED LIKE A COMMON MUGGING VICTIM, ONLY INSTEAD OF TRIVIAL MONETARY POSSESSIONS, YOU WERE ROBBED OF YOUR INTEGRITY!!!

[So it's at this point that he's climbing through the screen ala The Ring. His shadowy figure shifts back to his normal body as he pulls himself through. Behold a bullshit power I just made up and will most likely never use again and will not even explain. Magical plothole, that is Stan's power.]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN EMPIRE! YOU COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO DIE IN A MORE INTERESTING WAY? AS YOUR EVIL KING, I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN FOR YOU TO PERISH IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO OR BRINGING UPON THE APOCALYPSE, WHERE UPON I SHALL REIN OVER THE HELLISH REMAINS OF WHATEVER IS LEFT OF YOUR CITIES, EVEN IF IT MEANS PUTTING BERLIN IN A JAR ON MY SHELF AND LAUGHING AT IT. I DEMAND THE PARTY APOCALYPSE!!!!But do you even manage the excuse of being bashed apart by meteorites while people melt ( ... )

[2/3] eviltriumphs October 19 2009, 07:20:48 UTC

[Once fully materialized, he glares, and then grumbles:]

I'm your Evil King, I get a say whether you die or not. And whether or not I'm alone. Never again, after that bottle--

[You can barely hear the last part, which is probably for the better.]

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hacking powers are canon oneenemyleft October 19 2009, 06:16:24 UTC

... Mr Prussia...

8| 2cool4europe October 19 2009, 06:20:36 UTC

What?

hey, it could be worse. i could be having den inexplicably hack this just to troll. oneenemyleft October 19 2009, 06:21:39 UTC

...

I didn't know... I'm... sorry.

denmark: /eats the communicator-- "IS IT HACKED YET???" 2cool4europe October 19 2009, 06:24:38 UTC

Don't give me that shit.

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mygodmyright October 19 2009, 06:17:36 UTC

You never had any dignity to begin with.

2cool4europe October 19 2009, 06:20:16 UTC

Get out of my diary, you bastard.

mygodmyright October 19 2009, 06:26:15 UTC

You ought to improve your cryptography, then. This isn't the fist time your codes have been broken so easily.

1/2 2cool4europe October 19 2009, 07:10:32 UTC

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[Voice | English] whatthefactor October 19 2009, 06:22:07 UTC

There is |0| dignity in death.

[Voice | failEnglish] 2cool4europe October 19 2009, 07:13:04 UTC

Get. Out. Of my diary.

a_lone_flame October 19 2009, 06:35:54 UTC

Sucks to be you.

2cool4europe October 19 2009, 07:13:16 UTC

Stop breathing oxygen. Immediately.

a_lone_flame October 19 2009, 07:14:36 UTC

Sorry, I don't listen to bastards with overinflated egos. Thanks for trying, though.

2cool4europe October 19 2009, 07:19:37 UTC

You're lambasting me in my own diary.

Are you serious.

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