[1/3] YES. YOU ARE.eviltriumphsOctober 19 2009, 07:14:31 UTC
STOP DYING YOU INADEQUATE ALBINO MOLEHILL!!!
WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT?! THAT WAS THE MOST PATHETIC DEATH I'D EVER SEEN!! YOU GOT STABBED LIKE A COMMON MUGGING VICTIM, ONLY INSTEAD OF TRIVIAL MONETARY POSSESSIONS, YOU WERE ROBBED OF YOUR INTEGRITY!!!
[So it's at this point that he's climbing through the screen ala The Ring. His shadowy figure shifts back to his normal body as he pulls himself through. Behold a bullshit power I just made up and will most likely never use again and will not even explain. Magical plothole, that is Stan's power.]
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN EMPIRE! YOU COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO DIE IN A MORE INTERESTING WAY? AS YOUR EVIL KING, I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN FOR YOU TO PERISH IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO OR BRINGING UPON THE APOCALYPSE, WHERE UPON I SHALL REIN OVER THE HELLISH REMAINS OF WHATEVER IS LEFT OF YOUR CITIES, EVEN IF IT MEANS PUTTING BERLIN IN A JAR ON MY SHELF AND LAUGHING AT IT. I DEMAND THE PARTY APOCALYPSE!!!!
But do you even manage the excuse of being bashed apart by meteorites while people melt with ever plague imaginable as demons marched to the tune of Fritz or William or whatever the hell you pass for music?
No.
You.
Got.
Stabbed.
[PILLOW ATTACK IS GO. INSTEAD OF BEING ON FIRE, THIS ONE IS ELECTRICALLY CHARGED. It hurts about as much as static electricity but. That's what Stan's going for. Actually let's have him explain it.]
For your punishment, your entire household is now charged as though you were wearing fuzzy socks without the actual benefit of wearing fuzzy socks!! You'll be shocked no matter where you go!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, FEEL MY WRATH, ZOMBIE EMPIRE!!!
WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT?! THAT WAS THE MOST PATHETIC DEATH I'D EVER SEEN!! YOU GOT STABBED LIKE A COMMON MUGGING VICTIM, ONLY INSTEAD OF TRIVIAL MONETARY POSSESSIONS, YOU WERE ROBBED OF YOUR INTEGRITY!!!
[So it's at this point that he's climbing through the screen ala The Ring. His shadowy figure shifts back to his normal body as he pulls himself through. Behold a bullshit power I just made up and will most likely never use again and will not even explain. Magical plothole, that is Stan's power.]
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN EMPIRE! YOU COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO DIE IN A MORE INTERESTING WAY? AS YOUR EVIL KING, I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN FOR YOU TO PERISH IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO OR BRINGING UPON THE APOCALYPSE, WHERE UPON I SHALL REIN OVER THE HELLISH REMAINS OF WHATEVER IS LEFT OF YOUR CITIES, EVEN IF IT MEANS PUTTING BERLIN IN A JAR ON MY SHELF AND LAUGHING AT IT. I DEMAND THE PARTY APOCALYPSE!!!!
But do you even manage the excuse of being bashed apart by meteorites while people melt with ever plague imaginable as demons marched to the tune of Fritz or William or whatever the hell you pass for music?
No.
You.
Got.
Stabbed.
[PILLOW ATTACK IS GO. INSTEAD OF BEING ON FIRE, THIS ONE IS ELECTRICALLY CHARGED. It hurts about as much as static electricity but. That's what Stan's going for. Actually let's have him explain it.]
For your punishment, your entire household is now charged as though you were wearing fuzzy socks without the actual benefit of wearing fuzzy socks!! You'll be shocked no matter where you go!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, FEEL MY WRATH, ZOMBIE EMPIRE!!!
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