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prompt post: round six

Jul 14, 2011 00:07

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Erik/Charles, cracky alternative ending to beach scene anonymous July 21 2011, 09:00:31 UTC

This was sort of inspired by another prompt that pointed out these lovely gifs:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4zy9dThc1qjc4h2o1_500.gif
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1pd56HkW1qmaalto1_r1_500.gif

SO. Charles' tacklehug attack on the beach degenerates into Preliminaries of Angry Sex. They're basically humping eachother through their clothes and Charles is all, 'Erik, the missiles,' while Erik is frantically trying to get him out of that stupid suit and obviously not paying attention. So Charles goes on, 'Erik, the fucking missiles!' and Erik is all, 'Okay, Jesus! *blows them up midair* THERE. Now stand still and let me fuck you ( ... )

Re: Erik/Charles, cracky alternative ending to beach scene robinsson July 21 2011, 15:30:38 UTC

while Moira takes the kids to therapy.

seconded!!!!!!! XD

Re: Erik/Charles, cracky alternative ending to beach scene roxashasboxers July 21 2011, 20:49:54 UTC

The missiles exploding would kind of be like fireworks. That is all.

[FILL] Distance, 1/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) anonymous July 22 2011, 04:37:13 UTC

Uh, I apparently missed the "angry" part of the whole "angry sex" prompt, which I realize is pretty vital. Sorry. Please enjoy anyway, OP!

(Also, no dashes were harmed in the making of this fic.)Charles has never been so terrified in his life ( ... )

[FILL] Distance, 2/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) anonymous July 22 2011, 04:39:02 UTC

Charles manages to get one of his own hands up over his face, sending up a spray of sand that nearly blinds him, and catches Erik's fist on his forearm. Pain sparks all the way down, but Charles isn't paying attention, not to that or the endless drumbeat of his heart playing doubletime in his ears or the frozen horror coming from the minds of everyone around him like some dark cloud. He's too busy trying to get Erik off of him, jabbing upwards with his other arm, bucking his hips frantically ( ... )

[FILL] Distance, 3/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) anonymous July 22 2011, 04:42:47 UTC

The top of the suit parts, revealing Charles' chest, and suddenly Erik can't stop touching his skin, skimming his fingertips down his abdomen or thumbing his nipples or scratching his initials into Charles' collarbone. And all the while they kiss, part, kiss, part, kiss, their hips moving and never stopping as their pleasure swells to greater and greater heights ( ... )

Re: [FILL] Distance, 3/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) richiexcore July 22 2011, 04:45:22 UTC

Why couldn't the movie have ended like THIS???

Seriously awesome fill here! I totally love it!

Re: [FILL] Distance, 3/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) robinsson July 22 2011, 04:55:45 UTC

LOL and WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
really, really i'm laughing so hard and my heart is filled with content. XD great job anon!!!!!

Re: [FILL] Distance, 3/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) anonymous July 22 2011, 05:18:30 UTC

This is one of the best things I have EVER had the pleasure of reading. You are brilliant. Brilliant!

This was so perfect, and just like everyone else, I too wish that the movie had ended like that. Unfortunately, it didn't, but as of today this is my most favorite thing ever, and that makes it head!canon.

Also, I just love how Angel doesn't care whatsoever. She's so awesome. ;D

OP here anonymous July 22 2011, 09:44:21 UTC

Anon, this was so, so lovely!

I love the fact that, even though in my mind this was complete crack, there is still something deep and aching running throughout the whole thing (or maybe I'm just seeing it that way, I'm not sure.) It was just an immense pleasure to read, thank you so much ♥

Re: [FILL] Distance, 3/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) anonymous July 22 2011, 12:16:02 UTC

Brings all new meaning to the phrase "make love, not war," doesn't it? XD

Re: [FILL] Distance, 3/3, Erik/Charles (Or Sex On The Beach, for the cracky title) anonymous September 29 2011, 12:21:34 UTC

This ending >>>>>>>>>>> canon.
Charles' last line was hilariously awkward, as were everyone else's oh-so-embarrassed reactions XD

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