I decided one of the main drawbacks to the big-ass gray trash can and mechanical arm dump truck system is that it's way easy to dispose of a dead body ( Read more... )

So my summer is good thus far.

I rented porn to a man who's mentally retarded the other day.

Sickbay and the Sea of E is doing well.  We're going to be taking over soon.  The last couple shows we've played have been wonderful.  You get this overall feeling that everybody is terrified and astonished of how hard we rock.  For more Sickbay news ( Read more... )

Mo got locked up. No more having misadventures everynight. Mixed emotions about that ( Read more... )

Me and John have a show this Friday for Topher Vance's birthday.  The only way you wouldn't know this is if you haven't added
sickbay_seaofe  which also means you've already ruined my life, but I can't do a thing about it because I need to kiss your ass so that you'll support us.
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Corey James Bixler's Aliases

Your movie star name: Pizza Rolls Jim

Your fashion designer name is Corey Rome

Your socialite name is Taco Amsterdam

Your fly girl / guy name is C Bix

Your detective name is Kitty Andress

Your barfly name is Skittles Vodka

Your soap opera name is James Captain Valter

Your rock star name is Sour Punch Cheetah ( Read more... )

I just saw Sin City. I recommend it to all who enjoy sex, homicide, torture, good writing, sadism and an original, stylized presentation. Great movie.

So, my friend Christy has one kidney ( Read more... )

Our show was fun. Me and John dropped our baby on some people that weren't even ready for it's immense beauty and the enormous, talent-soaked placenta that followed ( Read more... )

I got the job at Major Players. Nice ( Read more... )

I'm done with my hiatus/war with my mother. I quit court reporting and right now it looks like I'm going to do fire fighting. I might get a job with Major Players until I start getting paid for climbing ladders. It's a comic book/movie/video game place. I put "excellent Halo player" on my application for job related skills. If all goes well at ( Read more... )