Where Are They Now?: Sweet Valley Edition
I haven't read the crap-fest that is SVC, based on the reviews from you guys and the reviews on Amazon. I may check it out from the library one day but...meh.
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Janet Howell, who the ghostwriters neglected to mention was a perfect doppelganger for her cousin, locked Lila in a basement and took over her life. This is the Lila who appeared in SVC. When the real Lila gets out, there's going to be hell to pay.
Nora, who is convinced she's Margo, is married to William White, who is convinced he's Nick Fox.
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Judging from what I've heard about SVc, the Janet/Lila thing would mae the most sense. Let's pretend that happened.
I want Nora/William White babies!
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Did Amy try to get her own "Girls Next Door" show but was shot down for being too "old" at the tender age of 25?
Tom McKay recently went under a new controversial skin-darkening treatment to become black. He is now known as Miss Jay and teaches wannabe models how to walk the runway.
Lois Waller shed all her ZOMG! fat after high school the healthy non-Robin Wilson way. She trained hard and ate right. Lois now runs a highly successful gym where all the punching bags come adorned with faces of the former Unicorns who mocked her.
Melissa Fox and Will Simmons got married, of course. Will Simmons, naturally, hates his life. His wife is a raging bitch, his young daughter is turning out to be a raging bitch like his mom. Will wants to leave them, but he knows Crazy Melissa will attempt to kill herself the 837th time. So what does Will do? Go on a crazy killing spree starting with Melissa!
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I love your Tom and Lois ones. Perfect!
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As a not a perfect size six, I like to see the "fat" girl prevail in the end. Though I imagine Lois was probably a whopping size 10. What a whale (in Sweet Valley terms). May Todd wants to date her since he <3's whales. : )
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