SVH TV Episode 3.01: Much Ado About Nachos

[hellobrisvegas]

Season three! Season three, you guys! We made it! Well, that's not entire truthful. I have one episode of season numero dos to go (two, if you include the clip show, which I absolutely do NOT), but I literally could not wait. After all, season three has NuLila! And NuTodd! And some guy called Shred!

Truth is, I was so excited about starting a new

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[versipellis]

... what. WHAT? I'm SORRY? They just LEAVE JESS AND LILA THERE AND SKIP OUT? What sort of horrible behaviour is that?

Remember, Winston -- kites don't kill kids. Kids with kites kill kids.

... of all the pieces of advice I was expecting, that was not one of them.

Also, new!Lila scares me :(

[hellobrisvegas]

... of all the pieces of advice I was expecting, that was not one of them.
Enid also tells Football Assassin!Todd, "Footballs don't kill kids. Kids with footballs kill kids."

[versipellis]

... she's had a bad experience, somewhere along the line.

Also I meant to say that preserving a piece of spam in an album is creepy and kind of gross. Wouldn't it go mouldy?

[hellobrisvegas]

Wouldn't it go mouldy?
Not sure. Maybe Spam is removed enough from actual meat that it just doesn't ever spoil, not even inside a scrapbook.

Gemma

[anonymous]

Oh I love your TV recaps so much!!! And I'm the same, I'm totally conflicted, I used to love the NuTodd and NuLila but they took time to grow on me, NuLila especially. Still, NuTodd and Winston still have their old love happening, so that's enough to keep me happy :)

And that never occurred to me before... they left them in Mexico??? After taking advantage of a free trip? Remind me again how exactly is Liz supposed to be the nice twin?

Thanks for making me laugh again! (Oh and especially the screencap of the "uncomfortable homoerotic shirtless dance moves", I think that's going to be my new wallpaper...)

Re: Gemma

[hanfastolfe]

Oh yeah. Seconding the LOL at the repeated homoeroticism. Especially that mashup montage! XD

Actually, I pretty much died laughing at the entire review, cause damn, you know? XD

Re: Gemma

[hellobrisvegas]

Remind me again how exactly is Liz supposed to be the nice twin?
I know, right? Liz is so much more intolerable than Jessica, 'cause at least Jess is upfront about her awfulness.

Re: Gemma

[anonymous]

Exactly! At least Jess is open with her sociopathy. Liz just acts all judgmental and holier-than-thou, but you know she's just waiting to jump on someone that isn't Todd or leave people behind in Mexico... (ok, maybe I'm being a bit harsh, but you know what I mean lol)

[silentwilight]

So much LOL as usual, thanks!

[hellobrisvegas]

Thank you, yay for the LOL!

[omar_love]

urgh i always hated NuTodd. I mean, he was a better actor but i still loved the old one more.

OriginalTodd was just too funny!

also dislike NuLila and miss Bruce.

good re-cap though :)

[hellobrisvegas]

I miss Bruce too! So much more than you know! Shred will never replace him.

great recap!

[bcsmurfettegirl]

So I think old Todd was hotter. And I don't like either Lila. They just aren't the Lila in my head! lol.

And why was Winston making out with Todd and Liz not doing anything about it??

Re: great recap!

[hellobrisvegas]

And why was Winston making out with Todd and Liz not doing anything about it??
I take it she was not invited on the impromptu gay cruise.